Accidentally Fudging the Beast

Accidentally Fudging the Beast

Author: Nichole Rose Listening Length: 4h 4m

Nothing tastes as good as chocolate…until it nearly kills the hot hockey star of your dreams. Dani I had a vision when I made fudge for the teams homemade Secret Santa exchange. It didnt involve nearly killing Trent Kirk, the hot hockey star Ive been obsessing over for months, but here we are anyway. Now, hes insistin...

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Dani

I f hell froze over, took over the North Pole, and then staffed it exclusively with athletic trainers and physical therapists, you'd have a pretty good idea of what the Chicago Wind's training facility looks like the day before Christmas Eve.

Festive red and green scream from every corner of the facility, with LEDs blinking like our Christmas souls depend on it. I just got here, and it's already giving me a headache.

But, as usual, we're out of ibuprofen. We're out of ice. And we're definitely out of regular creamer, because the entire team has, apparently, made it their personal goal to drink me into a lactose-intolerant rage.