Chapter Danica GOOD MORNING IT IS MY WEDDING DAY
Danica named the conversation “Bridezilla Support Group“
Danica
GOOD MORNING IT IS MY WEDDING DAY
Pete
my future wife is in full caps lock mode both in the chat and in real life
Izzy
Can confirm. Heard the squeal through the wall.
Maggie
Through the floor, actually. Thought a raccoon got in.
Kiera
Please don’t put raccoon energy into the wedding chat.
Izzy
Too late. Pete is raccoon energy.
Pete
rude. but also accurate.
Lillian
Some of us were trying to sleep, you know.
Pete
Gladys is up and at em, so you can be, too.
Gwen
It’s 8:15.
Lillian
But it’s only 5:15 in my body.
Danica
no sleeping!!! it’s wedding day protocol!! waffles and mimosas by 9, hair and makeup by 10.
Pete named the conversation “Warm Feet, Cold Mimosas“
Maggie
You sound like a cruise director.
Izzy
Except instead of shuffleboard, it’s eternal love.
Pete
eternal love sounds like a game I would win.
Lillian
Unlike poker, which you never won.
Pete
wow RUDE
Danica
you’re marrying me. you already won.
Kiera
Okay but… did you both remember to bring your vows?
Pete
relax. mine are hidden in a very safe place.
Maggie
Oh god, where.
Pete
maggie’s boot
Maggie
y. She means booty.
Izzy
Ooh sexy!
Pete
sorry you had to find out this way, gwyneth.
Gwen
It’s a great booty, I can’t blame you.
Kiera
I’m nervous that neither bride confirmed nor denied they have the vows.
Danica
okay I love you all but everybody GET UP. waffles are hot. champagne is cold. let’s get married!!!
Pete
to carbs and matrimony