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Hudson
Mom: Guess what, birthday boy! ????
Anna: Oh no. What now?
Dad: We’re coming to visit you for your birthday!
Mom: Flights are booked, bags are almost packed.
Anna: “Almost packed”?? Mom, we’re staying for, like, ten seconds.
Mom: It’s called being prepared, Anna. Not that your brother will read this.
Dad: He’s probably asleep. Needs his beauty rest.
Anna: Extra beauty sleep. Lord knows he needs it.
Mom: Be nice, Anna.
Anna: I am being nice. I didn’t even mention his hair.
Mom: Leave his hair alone.
Anna: I can’t. It looks like a bird rolled around in it.
Dad: That’s a sign of character.
Anna: Sure, Dad. Character.
Mom: Has anyone heard from Hudson? He’s been suspiciously quiet.
Anna: He’s either napping or pretending not to see this so he can act surprised later.
Dad: Or he’s eating. That boy’s appetite is a sport of its own.
Mom: True. Hockey burns a lot of calories.
Anna: So does sleeping.
Mom: Hudson, are you alive?
Anna: Are you being held against your will?
Anna: Do you guys think we’ll get a ransom note?