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Hudson
Hudson: I’m officially out of jail. Thank fuck we won this round. Coach says I’m free to roam the world again.
Molly: Did you have to do someone a “favor,” or did they let you out for good behavior?
Hudson: No favor. Just my natural charm and undeniable greatness.
Molly: Ah, so theyfinallygave up trying to fix you.
Hudson: Or they realized they can’t hold me back. I’m like a majestic bird, Hex. You can’t cage this.
Molly: More like a stubborn pigeon that keeps wandering into traffic.
Hudson: Amajesticpigeon, thank you very much.
Molly: Sure, Wilde. Congrats on being a free man again. Try not to embarrass yourself in public this time.
Hudson: Who, me? Never. I’m a role model now.
Molly: That’s horrifying.
Hudson: You’re just jealous.
Molly: Keep telling yourself that, jailbird.
Hudson: ??
Molly: What is that?
Hudson: A pigeon. For accuracy.
Molly: ?? You’re impossible.
Hudson: Hmm . . . yet you keep texting me back.
Molly: It’s called charity work.
Hudson: Admit it, you’d miss me if I ever went to real jail.
Molly: I’d survive.
Hudson: Liar.
Molly: ?? Whatever. Don’t do anything stupid.
Hudson: Can’t make any promises.