Chapter Seven
Delicious & Vicious
Monty: I’ve left Nutella cheesecake in the coffee room if anyone is interested.
Frey: Do bears shit in the woods?
Isley: What is your fascination with bears? Guys, scroll back, is it just me that can see a theme?
Frey: I work with a bear, of course I’m gonna use bear references… it’s natural.
Bowie: If that’s the case, then why isn’t everyone using their alpha brother animal half?
Wilder: Maybe Hollis is ‘cause he’s getting all the ‘wolfy’ love and Frey can only imagine getting naked with Booker’s big, hairy ass?
Frey: How do you know Booker’s ass is hairy?????
Wilder: He’s a bear… of course his ass will be furry! Why am I feeling like I’m missing something here? You aren’t…
Frey: I am not.
Wilder: You sure about that?
Frey: What’s that supposed to mean?
Wilder: What do you think?
Hollis: Is this the time to play twenty questions? We all have deadlines to meet for the upcoming fashion show. A fashion show you all requested to attend…
Frey: Point taken.
Bowie: Sorry, Boss.
Isley: I don’t think I wanna go anymore because Laken will be going, and he’s mean!
Hollis: Isley, please come to my office. We need to talk about this.
Ziggy: I’ll plate up some cheesecake and take it to Hollis’s office. That’ll help.
Bowie: I wish I liked omegas. Ziggy, you’d make a great boyfriend.