Chapter 14
CHAPTER 14
APRIL 2 AT 8:15 AM
Wyatt
You feeling better?
Owen
I really am
Wyatt
It was the stitches, wasn’t it?
Owen
It was you, actually
Wyatt
…back atcha
APRIL 14 AT 8:37 PM
Wyatt
What kind of women are you looking for?
Owen
Tiny bartenders who are mean to me
Wyatt
I’m not mean to you!
Owen
Yes you are and I like it
Wyatt
…noted
APRIL 15 AT 10:15 PM
Owen
No questions about my dating habits today?
Wyatt
Nothing today. Eden is teething. And when Eden doesn’t sleep, nobody sleeps
Owen
I’m sorry
Freeze a bagel, it’s a great teething ring for her
Wyatt
Why does it turn me on that you know that?
Owen
Don’t look at it too closely. Try to focus on the being turned on part
Wyatt
This is not a problem I have when it comes to you
I’m off Friday night
Owen
Fuck. I’m going to a conference in Cleveland
Wanna come with? I’ve got a room in the finest Holiday Inn the Forest City has to offer
Wyatt
I’d follow you to Cleveland for a Motel 6, Owen. Unfortunately we’ve got a meeting with my mom’s parole officer Saturday morning
I can’t believe that’s the thing keeping me from a sex weekend in Cleveland
Owen
I’m just glad we’re on the same page
Like I said…one of these days we won’t be interrupted
APRIL 20 AT 11:36 AM
Owen
Are you going to this dance marathon thing?
Wyatt
Grace told me I had to or she wouldn’t be my friend anymore
Are you going?
Owen
Yeah. The practice is one of the sponsors. Save me a dance?
Wyatt
Is that a euphemism?
Owen
Wyatt, you know I’m down to dance with you wherever, whenever, in whatever state of undress you choose
Wyatt
See you at the dance Doc [winking emoji]