Text Messages
Alex: okay I know we’ve moved on from the fandom, but do you guys ever randomly get headcanons for the Arcane Files?
Eliza: alexandra kiley lawson, if you came here to tell us that after all these years you’re finally gonna write Arcane Files fic I stg I will have no choice but to feed you to Frank the Goat
Cam: omg not frank!! RIP livejournal
Cam: but for real I toiled in the salt mines!! AO3 didn’t even EXIST when I started writing Colby/Nathaniel. and now miss “i prefer to beta” is about to hit us with an idea for a 150K Soulmate AU
Eliza: to be fair, Law betaed with an iron fist. She would always be like “actually Colby didn’t have that scar until season 4”
Eliza: you had the most canon-compliant fics on the internet
Alex: if yall are DONE. Can I share my headcanon now?
Eliza: you may.
Cam: we are benevolent.
Cam: but im not gonna write it for you
Eliza: unless its like disgustingly horny
Cam: like go to jail levels
Alex:
Alex: no one has to write anything. I’ve just been thinking, ever since devin ashwood started acting up on the news, what if you could turn a werewolf back into a human?
Eliza: …but you can’t. Colby tried a bunch and failed, right?
Cam: oooh yes remember he went looking for a vampire to bite him and nathaniel was like “you haven’t yet earned the privilege”
Eliza: I know porn when I see it, yes
Alex: okay but forget canon for a second
Cam: Law. That is one of those sentences were its like “you’ll know I’ve been kidnapped when…”
Eliza: say something hyper-specific so we know its you
Alex: …
Alex: Fine. my first sex dream was about Scar
Cam: LMAOOOO
Eliza: I love that about you
Alex: can we focus pls?
Cam: I mean, if you’re done trying to become the dark queen of the pride lands
Eliza: joking aside, why would you want to turn colby back into a human?
Cam: yeah are you trying to make him less fuckable? Is that the headcanon?
Alex: assume its too scary and isolating. That colby’s desperately clung to the idea that he’s normal for his entire life despite mountains of evidence to the contrary
Eliza: sounds more like Devin Ashwood than Colby
Eliza: but fine, we’ll bite. What if he has access to some kind of ancient amulet?
Cam: we need a call for this
Alex: im wearing my pimple patches dont make fun of me.
*incoming call from Indoor Girlies*