Eden’s Old Phone
Eden : Ok, I’ve wanted to ask this for so many years, and now I finally can. So, here goes. (Try not to make fun. I know you will. But try.)
Eden : It’s about Jane Eyre.
Eden : Do bookish plots happen in real life? Do you randomly walk up to a gothic castle and meet the love of your life? Do people still die tragically, just for the sake of the plot, after being insane for their entire lives? Can you actually say ‘I am no bird and no net ensnares me’ to a literal human being and expect them to fall in love with you? I have so many questions.
F : You’ve had this phone for a few hours.
Eden : So?
F : So, you’re losing your mind already.
F : I want you to sit there and think about that for a second.
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