Chapter Six
Oliver
Frankie Townsend: i quit my job
Nancy Noor: Excuse me, ma’am. This group chat is for the neighborhood watch.
Dallas Costa : Quit or got fired?
Frankie Townsend: it just wasnt for me, sis
Nancy Noor: I’ve reminded you folks before. Will you please take your private chat elsewhere?
Frankie Townsend: i would but i need witnesses in case im found in a ditch somewhere. MY SISTER AND HER HUSBAND DID IT.
Zach Sun: Who is the number starting with 404? Does she even live in this neighborhood?
Romeo Costa: And is she allergic to basic grammar?
Frankie Townsend: har. har. verrry funny.
Frankie Townsend: anywayyyyyyyyy i think ive found my calling.
Dallas Costa: And that is …?
Frankie Townsend: i want to be an influencer.
Zach Sun: Who have you ever influenced in this life?
Romeo Costa: Except me – to suicide.
Dallas Costa: Or me – to murder.
Frankie Townsend: well then … everyones a critic.
Farrow Ballantine-Sun: I believe in you, Frankie. 3
Frankie Townsend: i knew you’d never abandon me, fae.
Farrow Ballantine-Sun: But I’d believe in you more if you learned to capitalize words.