SEPTEMBER
SEPTEMBER
Derek:
A cute cat adopted me today.
Xander:
Tell that fucker I said to back off.
Derek:
Too late. She’s claimed me. Though, I won’t be surprised if she’s taste-testing me before gathering her rabble army to maul me.
Xander:
Tell her I’m the only one allowed to do any mauling.
Derek:
Are you … jealous of a cat?
Xander:
Of course I am. She gets to spend time with you and I don’t. Bring her home and I’ ll cut off her tail.
Derek:
I hear being violent toward animals is the markings of a sociopath.
Xander:
Not animals. Just her. You’re my Derek.
Derek:
I am. It hasn’t gotten any easier, you know.
Xander:
Fucking duh. I’m going through it too.
Derek:
Did Seven give you that hug for me?
Xander:
Yeah. I didn’t let go for about ten minutes.
Derek:
So once we finish texting, that’s how long I need to imagine hugging you for. Got it.
Xander:
Do you and Seven message a lot?
Derek:
Probably every other day.
Xander:
Maybe I need to cut off his tail too.
Now, about this cat. Is it cuter than me?
Derek:
Impossible. But you might need to send me a picture to be sure. In those shorts I like. You know the pair …