Royally Redeemed (Resplendent Royals)
Prologue
ANTI-MONARCHIST GROUP RELEASES TEXT BOMBSHELL ONLINE
London Daily Times
There is breaking news from Buckingham Palace.
The Prince of Wales has been implicated in scandalous messages. Texts were published this morning depicting an alleged fight between His Royal Highness and his alleged ex-girlfriend, Lady Vanessa LeRoux. We have included the conversation below. But be forewarned as there is colorful language.
Nessa
We need to talk
Duncan
About…
Nessa
What I heard happened when you were out with M last night.
Duncan
What did you hear, Ness?
Nessa
We need to talk!!!
Duncan
I am in Greece. I haven’t time to talk.
Nessa
Yes, in Greece, sleeping with other women!
Duncan
What other women?
Nessa
THERE ARE PICTURES OF YOU AT THE STRIP CLUB DUNCAN!!!!
Duncan
Stop shouting. It’s unbecoming
Nessa
RU denying it??
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Duncan
Jesus Ness I am TYPING. Give me a fucking second
Nessa
Uh huh sure
Duncan
Ness I love you
Nessa
Okay whatever
Duncan
No not whatever. Yes, there were strippers! It was a fucking stag. No I didn’t shag any of them
Nessa
Likely story
Duncan
Ness I didn’t don’t fucking go there!
Nessa
I don’t believe you!!!
Duncan
I’m not having this conversation when you are clearly just insecure
Nessa
Me? Get your arse back here
Duncan
Ness I’m not flying home just so you can be a bitch and make my life a living hell over what I didn’t do!
Nessa
Don’t call me a bitch!
FUCK. YOU.
Duncan
Sorry. That was unkind.
Not apologizing for what I didn’t do
I know we moved past it but when you bring this up it makes me not want to discuss anything.
Nessa
Sure, fine, whatever!
Duncan
What does that mean?
Nessa
Don’t bother getting your things. Send one of your minions.
Duncan
I’m sorry you feel that way. Let’s talk when I’m back
Nessa
No talking. I’m done. I refuse to have you fuck other girls!!!
FUCK OFF
The conversation abruptly ends, indicating the royal couple broke up.
Neither side has confirmed the accuracy of these texts, but the collective known as End Royal Welfare online claims these are real. Given that neither camp has denied these messages, many speculate they are attributable to the couple.
The palace has issued no statement, but insiders claim things are icy between Her Majesty Queen Natalie and her only child. The Prince has been noted for his hard-partying ways and womanizing. And, lately, he’s been seen with another girl—always younger—every night.
Lady LeRoux has yet to issue a statement and appears barricaded in the Kensington home she shares with her fiancé, tech mogul Paolo Sartori.
Her wedding is set for January 9th at St. Paul’s Cathedral.
Tatler has called it the “society wedding of the year” and it is expected to have a star-studded guest list.
While the palace never confirmed the relationship between Lady LeRoux and The Prince of Wales, it is speculated they dated for nearly a decade before ending things two years ago. Insiders suggest the breakup hastened the prince’s downward spiral into even more womanizing and bad behavior.
Her Majesty and her camp have a mess on their hands.
The monarchy’s future couldn’t be more precarious.
Any royal goodwill that existed for the playboy prince has evaporated.
People have wondered if he will ever settle down.
Right now, all he does is run around with models, actresses, and society women.
He is the last of his generation to marry.
One wonders just how Her Majesty puts up with him.
Now the question is... will anyone be willing to settle for him?