Seven Year Itch (Mountain Men Matchmaker #2)

Prologue

ALONE AND LOOKING TO BONE!

LOUDMOUTHED MOUNTAIN MAN SEEKS FIERY FEMALE TO STEAM UP HIS LOG CABIN

Fletcher Mountain University

Full-time cat daddy with a side-hustle in screwing and nailing

14 miles away

Height: 6'3" at the doctor, 6'5" at the bar

Eyes: Blue and Full of Feelings

Body: Toned and overly inked to conceal my real personality

Personality: My mom says I’m great

Size: Not as big as my brother Luke’s but honorable mention

What I do on a typical day: Mountainside strolls with my cat strapped to my chest.

Self-summary:

I might be tall, tattooed, bearded, and all the classic things one might look for in a rugged mountain man... but like an onion plucked from the soil, you must peel back the dirty layers to see the moist inner belly that shows my true essence.

I’m not a “go with the flow” kind of guy. I catch feelings with direct eye contact. If you don’t text me back within an hour,

I’ll probably cry a little before showing up to your house to see if you’re cheating on me.

I once had a girl hold the door open for me, and afterward I asked her, “What are we?”

The other day, a bartender poured me the wrong beer and let me drink it for free... it was a weird way for him to propose,

but I said yes.

If you like the taste of my potent onion, swipe right and let’s giggle and make some soup together.