Chapter 44
44
MAC
Penny: If you ever say “yeehaw” during sex, I’m filing a police report.
Mac: So… Giddy up is okay?
Penny: Blocked. Reported. Arrested.
Mac: Be honest. Did you actually like that playlist I made for us?
Penny: It was 40% country breakup songs and 60% Shania Twain.
Mac: Is that a yes?
Penny: It felt like an emotional hostage situation.
Mac: But perfect to practice our dancing.
Mac: You up?
Penny: It’s 10:42 PM, not 3 AM. The fact you sent me a you up text…
Mac: Cool. I’m coming over ;)
Penny: To do what, exactly?
Mac: Eat popcorn. Probably kiss you. Depends on your mood.
Penny: As tired as I am… I don’t think I’d be able to deny the kissing part. Anything more than that I can’t guarantee. But my freezer has ice cream. So come prepared for both!!!
Mac: Copy that. I’ll bring a spoon and lower your sleepy defenses.
Penny: You’re not allowed in unless you promise to behave.
Mac: Define behave. Like pants-on behave? Or just no setting the kitchen on fire behave?
Penny: Bare minimum, no fire.
Mac: Challenge accepted
Mac: If you’re wearing my shirt again, I don’t think I can stay respectable for long.
Penny: It’s laundry day so I resorted to one of yours (;
Mac: I’m already in the truck.
Mac: How dare you send me a picture of your amazing meal like that and not invite me?
Penny: You really want to be sitting here with Theo, Aspen, and Ellie?
Mac: I don’t hate their company
Penny: Well, Aspen was just telling us how her and Boone did the deed in his barn, would you like the details?
Mac: So they did it where we did? Nice
Mac: That barn sure does see a lot of action