EVIE: I opened my pantry this morning and felt overwhelmed. I’ve never had so many breakfast choices before.
JAKE: Mix them all together.
EVIE: EW! Are you one of those people who stacks all of your food on top of one another at Thanksgiving?
JAKE: It all goes to the same place.
EVIE: *GIF of a woman yelling “murderer!”*
JAKE: So, you’re a gif girl, huh?
EVIE: I prefer them over words.
JAKE: *GIF of a person walking across the street*
EVIE: What in the world was that????
JAKE: I thought you preferred them over words. That was me saying I’m leaving to come get you soon.
EVIE: Wait, why?! I can call an Uber.
JAKE: I know. But I want to come get you.
EVIE: Stop being so nice to me all the time.
JAKE: Just making up for calling you a car salesman.