Trouble (Stetson Stormers)

Prologue

Welcome to Stetson Ranch.

We ride hard, work harder, and talk more shit than any sane family probably should. My brothers and I can turn fixing a fence into a competition, breakfast at mama’s into a wrestling match, and a quiet night into a story the whole damn town hears about by morning.

Don’t believe me?

Here’s Exhibit A:

Group Chat – Stetson Shitshow

Charming

Rogue getting launched off that bull yesterday

Thoughts? Prayers?

Trouble

Launched? Bro didn’t even make it out of the gate

Pretty sure he knocked himself off

Danger

Flat on the arena floor like a pancake

Charming

Pancake? Now I’m starving

Somebody tell Fisher to hit up Mama for a stack.

Rogue

Ha Hilarious

You know what else was hilarious? Last nights $2000 bar bill ya’ll left for me

Real fucking funny

Trouble

That faceplant earned that one for u

Every. Damn. Cent.

Charming

Is he still talking? Heard he’s still laying on the arena floor to this day

Trouble:

Heard that too

Cleaning staff just sweeps around him

Danger

Nah remember when he was trying to get up? Looked like a Turtle on its back

Rogue has left the group chat.

Mama

Lord give me strength

Rogue was added to the group chat.

Rogue

This family is a damn prison

Glad I gave ur numbers away to all the buckle bunnies last night

Trouble

Well that explains the I wanna eat u like spaghetti text I got

Charming

Woah dick move

Danger

Yeah I texted someone back that new meme they made of u falling off the bull

She didn’t respond back. Probably traumatized

Rogue

Oh come on traumatized?

Performance art gentlemen

Mama

If y’all put half the effort into ranch work as you do into this nonsense, I’d be retired and sipping margaritas by now