2. Boyztomen group chat
"Boyztomen" group chat
Alex: Yo, Roman. Can you go check on Daddy Sully for me?
Roman: What the fuck did you do now?
Alex: Nothing out of the ordinary.
Roman: That's exactly what I’m afraid of.
Leo: The last thing I need to see right now is either of your faces.
Roman: What the hell did I do?
Leo: You're friends with that arsehole. Thereby, you are guilty by association.
Alex: We spell it "ass" in this country.
Roman: Luckily for you, I'm busy anyway. How's the nanny search going?
Leo: Fuck off.
Roman: That bad, huh?
Alex: He made a girl cry today.
Roman: That's low, dude.
Alex: Also, who the fuck says "thereby" in this day and age?
Roman: Men who make girls cry.
Alex: Men who also take their sexual frustration out on their friends.
Roman: Not sure you meant that how it sounded.
Alex: He definitely wanted it. Had to remind the poor guy that I'm all about the pussy life. Pretty sure he sprung a boner just looking at my hair.
Alex changed the group chat name to “Leo needs to get laid”
Roman: Now I know you're joking.
Alex: Oh, please. You guys would kill for my hair.
Roman: I don't know who you're tryna kid, but we all know the only reason you grew a topknot is because you couldn't grow a beard.
Alex: * middle finger emoji*
Roman: * laughing face emoji*
Alex: At least my hair isn't thinning like a certain grumpy-ass daddy we know.
Leo Sullivan has left the group chat
Roman: Goddamnit, Wolfe. Look what you did now.