4. Leo needs to get laid group chat

"Leo needs to get laid" group chat

Alex added Leo to the group chat

Alex: Just wanted to warn you fuckers that my sister will be in attendance this evening. If I get even a whiff of one of you hitting on her, I'll have Coach Carter kick you off the team.

Roman: I love that you think you have that much influence.

Roman: Coach really dropped the ball when he made you captain.

Leo: The last thing on my mind right now is hitting on your Kardashian wannabe of a sister. So calm your tits. She's safe.

Alex: There'll be none of that either, asshole. You will treat my Brynn Bear with the utmost respect.

Leo: Respect is my middle name.

Roman: The crying woman from yesterday would disagree.

Leo: I can’t get childcare for Salem tonight. You good if I bring her with me?

Roman: Say Say is gonna be there? Fuck yeah!

Leo: Alex, can your sister be trusted in the presence of my child?

Alex: She's great with kids, man. She did a campaign with a huge theme park last year. I don't wanna name drop, but it starts with "D" and ends in "isney."

Leo: Bloody hell.

Roman: Me thinks Daddy Sully needs to lighten up.

Alex: It’s almost like he hasn’t had sex in over a year.

Leo: Please stop calling me Daddy.

Alex: I thought you were into that.

Alex changed the group chat name to "Daddy Sully and the bros”

Leo left the group chat

Roman added Leo to the group chat

Leo: For fuck's sake.

Alex: You can't get rid of us, Daddy Sully. You're in this brotherhood for life.

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