"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat
Leo: Alex, come and get your sister. She's pissing me off.
Alex: No can do, buddy. She's your problem now.
Leo: Where's your annoying overprotectiveness when I need it?
Alex: Unless you're hurting her or fucking her, you're on your own with this.
Leo: I want to fuck your sister about as much as I want to fuck Roman.
Roman: Ouch.
Roman: That was unnecessary.
Alex: To be fair, man. I've seen your dick, and that monster has no business going near any of our holes.