Text thread between Leo and Alex
Leo: Coming back now to pick up the child you stole from me.
Alex: Here's hoping the government isn't currently hacking our phones.
Alex: Yo, POTUS. He's talking about his own baby. He knew she was with me the whole time.
Alex: I'm not a child abductor, I swear.
Leo: You done?
Alex: Just didn't have a kidnapping charge on my bingo card today.
Leo: It would be a blessing for us all if you were locked up somewhere, tbh.
Alex: Do I need to call you a prick again?
Leo: Nah, your sister did that for you.
Alex: Attagirl.