"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat
Alex: Boys’ night at Sully's?
Roman: I'm down for that.
Alex: Bring beer.
Roman: We have a game tomorrow, dickhead. I'd rather my captain isn't hungover when we play.
Alex: Bring the non-alcoholic stuff, then.
Roman: But it tastes like piss.
Alex: Then bring fucking kombucha. Just stop whining like a little bitch.
Roman: You really shouldn't use that phrase. It's rife with misogynist undertones.
Alex: Fuck my life.
Leo: I don't remember inviting you guys over.
Alex: I'm outside your door.
Roman: Pulling up now.