61. Daddy Sully and the bros group chat
"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat
Roman: Holy shit, Salem's mom is back?
Leo: Isabella is not Salem's mom.
Leo: But yes, the woman who birthed her has shown up out of the fucking blue to ruin my life.
Roman: Damn. That's rough, dude.
Leo: How do you even know anyway?
Roman: Wolfe called me.
Leo: It's been forty-five minutes since she left my apartment.
Roman: The devil works hard, but Wolfe works harder.
Alex: Oops. Should I not have said anything? Are you mad at me?
Leo: It depends who else you've told.
Alex: Only Roman.
Alex: And Harley.
Alex: Oh, and Theo, Arun, and Coach Carter. My parents too.
Leo: Jesus fucking Christ. Are you capable of keeping your mouth shut?
Alex: Meh. You owe me anyway.
Leo: How do you figure?
Alex: I have your baby mama crying in my guest room right now.
Alex: It's ruining my nightly jerk-off. Real boner killer.
Leo: WTAF?
Alex: I'm kidding.
Alex: Kinda.