"Daddy Sully and the bros" group chat
Roman: Game day today, boys. Let’s not lose this one, huh?
Alex: Settle down, dickhead. Last time I checked, I’m the captain.
Roman: How could I forget when you shove it down our throats every goddamn day?
Alex: Jealousy looks ugly on you.
Alex: But yeah, let’s not lose this one.
Roman: *eye-roll emoji*
Alex: Sully, can you get to the locker room early? I need to talk to you.
Roman: Uh-oh. Sounds serious.
Leo: Sure. Everything good?
Alex: Would rather do it in person.
Roman: Yikes.