Chapter 15
At ten o’clock on that Sunday morning, I jumped into the Sunliner and drove twenty miles to Round Hill.
There was a drugstore on the main drag, and it was open, but I saw a WE ROAR FOR THE DENHOLM LIONS sticker on the door and remembered Round Hill was part of Consolidated District Four.
I drove on to Killeen. There, an elderly druggist who bore an eerie but probably coincidental resemblance to Mr. Keene back in Derry winked at me as he gave me a brown bag and my change.
“Don’t do anything against the law, son. ”
I returned the wink in the expected fashion and drove back to Jodie.
I’d had a late night, but when I lay down and tried to nap, I didn’t even get in sleep’s neighborhood.
So I went to the Weingarten’s and bought a poundcake after all.
It looked Sunday-stale, but I didn’t care and didn’t think Sadie would, either.
Picnic supper or no picnic supper, I was pretty sure food wasn’t the number one item on today’s agenda.
When I knocked on her door, there was a whole cloud of butterflies in my stomach.
Sadie’s face was free of makeup. She wasn’t even wearing lipstick. Her eyes were large, dark, and frightened. For one moment I was sure she was going to slam the door in my face and I’d hear her running away just as fast as her long legs would carry her. And that would be that.
But she didn’t run. “Come on in,” she said. “I made chicken salad.” Her lips began to tremble. “I hope you like… you like p-plenty of m-may—”
Her knees started to buckle. I dropped the box with the poundcake inside on the floor and grabbed her.
I thought she was going to faint, but she didn’t.
She put her arms around my neck and held tight, like a drowning woman to a floating log.
I could feel her body thrumming. I stepped on the goddamned poundcake. Then she did. Squoosh.
“I’m scared,” she said. “What if I’m no good at it?”
“What if I’m not?” This was not entirely a joke. It had been a long time. At least four years.
She didn’t seem to hear me. “He never wanted me. Not the way I expected. And his way is the only way I know. The touching, then the broom.”
“Calm down, Sadie. Take a deep breath.”
“Did you go to the drugstore?”
“Yes, in Killeen. But we don’t have to—”
“We do. I do. Before I lose what little courage I have left. Come on.”
Her bedroom was at the end of the hall. It was spartan: a bed, a desk, a couple of prints on the walls, chintz curtains dancing in the soft breath of the window air-conditioning unit, turned down to low.
Her knees started to give way again and I caught her again.
It was a weird kind of swing-dancing. There were even Arthur Murray footprints on the floor.
Poundcake. I kissed her and her lips fastened on mine, dry and frantic.
I pushed her away gently and braced her back against the closet door. She looked at me solemnly, her hair in her eyes. I brushed it away, then—very gently—began to lick her dry lips with the tip of my tongue. I did it slowly, being sure to get the corners.
“Better?” I asked.
She answered not with her voice but with her own tongue.
Without pressing my body against hers, I began to very slowly run my hand up and down the long length of her, from where I could feel the rapid beat of her pulse on both sides of her throat, to her chest, her breasts, her stomach, the flat tilted plane of her pubic bone, around to one buttock, then down to her thigh.
She was wearing jeans. The fabric whispered under my palm.
She leaned back and her head bonked on the door.
“Ouch!” I said. “Are you all right?”
She closed her eyes. “I’m fine. Don’t stop. Kiss me some more.” Then she shook her head. “No, don’t kiss me. Do my lips again. Lick me. I like that.”
I did. She sighed and slipped her fingers under my belt at the small of my back. Then around to the front, where the buckle was.
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I wanted to go fast, every part of me was yelling for speed, telling me to plunge deep, wanting that perfect gripping sensation that is the essence of the act, but I went slow.
At least at first. Then she said, “Don’t make me wait, I’ve had enough of that,” and so I kissed the sweaty hollow of her temple and moved my hips forward.
As if we were doing a horizontal version of the Madison.
She gasped, retreated a little, then raised her own hips to meet me.
“Sadie? All right?”
“Ohmygodyes,” she said, and I laughed. She opened her eyes and looked up at me with curiosity and hopefulness. “Is it over, or is there more?”
“A little more,” I said. “I don’t know how much. I haven’t been with a woman in a long time.”
It turned out there was quite a bit more. Only a few minutes in real time, but sometimes time is different—as no one knew better than I. At the end she began to gasp. “Oh dear, oh my dear, oh my dear dear God, oh sugar!”
It was the sound of greedy discovery in her voice that put me over the edge, so it wasn’t quite simultaneous, but a few seconds later she lifted her head and buried her face in the hollow of my shoulder.
A small fisted hand beat on my shoulder blade once, twice…
then opened like a flower and lay still.
She dropped back onto the pillows. She was staring at me with a stunned, wide-eyed expression that was a little scary.
“I came,” she said.
“I noticed.”
“My mother told me it didn’t happen for women, only for men. She said orgasms for women were a myth.” She laughed shakily. “Oh my God, what she was missing.”
She got up on one elbow, then took one of my hands and put it on her breast. Beneath it, her heart was pounding and pounding. “Tell me, Mr. Amberson—how soon before we can do it again?”
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As the reddening sun sank into the everlasting gas- and oil-smog to the west, Sadie and I sat in her tiny backyard under a nice old pecan tree, eating chicken salad sandwiches and drinking iced tea. No poundcake, of course. The poundcake was a total loss.
“Is it bad for you, having to wear those… you know, those drugstore things?”
“It’s fine,” I said. It really wasn’t, and never had been.
There would be improvements in a great many American products between 1961 and 2011, but take it from Jake, rubbers stay pretty much the same.
They may have fancier names and even a taste-component (for those with peculiar tastes), but they remain essentially a girdle you snap on over your dick.
“I used to have a diaphragm,” she said. There was no picnic table, so she had spread a blanket on the grass.
Now she picked up a Tupperware container with the remains of a cucumber-and-onion salad inside it and began snapping the lid open and closed, a form of fidgeting some people would have considered Freudian. Including me.
“My mother gave it to me a week before Johnny and I were married. She even told me how to put it in, although she couldn’t look me in the eye, and if you’d flicked a drop of water on one of her cheeks, I’m sure it would’ve sizzled.
‘Don’t start a baby for the first eighteen months,’ she said.
‘Two years, if you can make him wait. That way you can live on his salary and save yours.’ ”
“Not the world’s worst advice.” I was being cautious. We were in a minefield. She knew it as well as I did.
“Johnny’s a science teacher. He’s tall, although not quite as tall as you are.
I was tired of going places with men who were shorter than me, and I think that’s why I said yes when he first asked me out.
Eventually, going out with him got to be a habit.
I thought he was nice, and at the end of the night he never seemed to grow an extra pair of hands.
At the time, I thought those things were love. I was very na?ve, wasn’t I?”
I made a seesaw gesture with my hand.
“We met at Georgia Southern and then got jobs at the same high school in Savannah. Coed, but private. I’m pretty sure his daddy pulled a wire or two to make that happen.
The Claytons don’t have money—not anymore, although they did once—but they’re still high in Savannah society. Poor but genteel, you know?”
I didn’t—questions of who was in society and who wasn’t were never big issues when I was growing up—but I murmured an assent. She had been sitting on top of this for a long time, and looked almost hypnotized.
“So I had a diaphragm, yes I did. In its own little plastic lady-box with a rose on the cover. Only I never used it. Never had to. Finally threw it in the trash after one of those getting-it-outs. That’s what he called it, getting it out.
‘I have to get it out,’ he used to say. Then the broom. You see?”
I didn’t see at all.
Sadie laughed, and I was again reminded of Ivy Templeton. “Wait two years, she said! We could have waited twenty, and no diaphragm required!”
“What happened?” I gripped her upper arms lightly. “Did he beat you? Beat you with a broomhandle?” There was another way a broomhandle could be used—I’d read Last Exit to Brooklyn—but apparently he hadn’t done that. She had been a virgin, all right; the proof was on the sheets.
“No,” she said. “The broom wasn’t for beating. George, I don’t think I can talk about this anymore. Not now. I feel… I don’t know… like a bottle of soda that’s been shaken up. Do you know what I want?”
I thought so, but did the polite thing and asked.
“I want you to take me inside, and then take the cap off.” She raised her hands over her head and stretched. She hadn’t bothered putting her bra back on, and I could see her breasts lift under her blouse. Her nipples made tiny shadows, like punctuation marks, against the cloth in the late light.
She said, “I don’t want to relive the past today. Today I only want to fizz.”
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