Chapter 7 No One Thwarts a Christmas Pup’s Conception #6
I sighed, “I got too cocky because Lucas took the popcorn. Get it? It’s a double entendre because later we’ll all be using our…
.” Lucas shouted, “DYLAN!” I grinned, “It’s just so good to hear the classics.
Go on Sleep Tyrant, tell us all who I am mated to.
” People were laughing as I passed out popcorn.
Fang snickered, “Dominic is bemoaning that we need to stop saying such things.” I replied, “You tell Dominic that I know that he knows that I know he and his human are aware I shan’t ever do such a thing.” Fang chuckled,
Lucas growled, “You are mated to my sister! Stop using double entendres.” I hummed, “That sounds boring. Plus, King Fire Hands was being all commanding and his Queen back there was getting all twitterpated with lusty feelings.”
I clapped saying, “IT IS GOING TO BE A RACE! Who can send us all into a Fairy induced heat first? SGAP and our precious Super Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess, the Sleep Tyrant and our very own Ice Duchess Luna, OR King Fire Hands and my QUEEN BESTIE! They are the new twist in the competition!”
I whispered, “He’s already winning over you guys with that command he laid down. King Fire Hands got his mate’s motor going.” Cassandra demanded, “Stop being so crass.” Haley scoffed, “He wasn’t even refuckingmotely close to crass.”
I agreed, “I wasn’t. We can smell my Fairy Queen bestie’s arousal. Who could blame her? Let’s be honest, that order got us all going. Not you, Mommy Queenie Meanie, but the rest of it thought it was hhhhhoooottttt. He’s a Hunka Hunka burning love right now.”
I whispered, “It’s even such a strong scent of arousal that my Fairy Queen Bestie is putting off we can sense it over your stench. Tomatoes are your friend right now.” Cassandra stomped off to her car and got in it. I said, “Well SGAP, your detailing bill just took a hit.”
SGAP growled, “Dylan!” I hummed, “When you’re right, you’re right SGAP.
You have so much money you can just send that car to its early grave and get a new one.
Some people might question why Kena didn’t get her human out of the way of the skunk, but me myself and I would also let that happen as a wolf to that particularly human being. ”
Fang snorted, “Kena is sleeping.” SGAP and several people frowned. Yes! Finally, I had convinced them to find that weird. Fang snorted, “Honestly, they are slackers on that tidbit. We've been trying to lead them to that for over a decade about Kena sleeping.”
Well over a decade at this point. I’d thought she acted weird for a long time. Now that I had the timing of everything, I found it quite odd that it happened to be when Haley left Faerie. If only I could prove that was not a coincidence.
Fang growled, “I hate that evil she wolf.” Yeah, I just couldn’t figure out how Mommy Queenie Meanie was so sly because I was poking in things with no results. If my suspicions were correct though, Cassandra was covering her tracks quite well.
I asked, “Can SGAP send his almost ready to deliver mate into a magical state of bliss to release magic without inducing labor, King Fire hands? She’s had such a trying day and has earned magical calling out bliss.
” King Fire Hands, “Yes, and my sister’s wolf has the edge you think I do.
It’s easier to put any Fae into that state when they are pregnant. ”
I gasped and smacked Lucas on his peck, “For shame on you for not doing that more often when our precious Luna is pregnant. How dare you ignore her needs. I’ll put it on the calendar next time to psyche him up for you, my precious Ice Luna.” Several people laughed.
I told SGAP, “I honestly have no words for how disappointed I am in you.” SGAP snarked, “We go to multiple realms, and my mate has released her magic in those several times when she’s been pregnant.
” I hummed, “Several isn’t that much. I don’t know when you started slacking in the sexy times department, but I’ll just get on the case. ”
Haley argued, “Eric doesn’t slack at fucking all.
” I pouted, “Ugh! I had the perfect memo to go about how we needed to get SGAP back on the top of his game. It involved your Creepy Ninja Assassin brother and a cardio plan. People would’ve laughed.
Let’s throw it back over to King Fire Hands who ordered his sister, as her King, not to snap Mommy Queenie Meanie clean smelling. ”
King Fire Hands smirked, “I will never allow that to happen if I am here when commands are issued to my people. Someone can ask, like a civilized person. If they cannot, they can forgo the perks of having Fairies around. We deserve respect when being asked to do favors.”
I whispered to Lacy, “King Fire Hands knows using words like forgo gets my Fairy bestie going.” Farrin joined Aiden. I waved, “Hi again, big brother! You are still here!” Farrin replied, “You knew I was coming.” SGAP growled, “WHAT?”
I grinned saying, “Yes, I did tell you be here at this exact time for a little drink before the magic was released. I know that you know I had to make sure my wind-up toys were properly motivated. LOOK! Your mate’s here too.”
Farrin agreed, “The whole family came that can fight. We will not let anything happen to you, adopted brother of mine.” That meant my adoptive parents were lurking around somewhere.
Fang said, “Mom is probably very upset. You know she gets emotional.” My adopted mother was quite emotional, and she set fires when she was emotional.
It was the gift that kept on giving to me.
I whispered, “I know you won’t let anything to happen to me, but Trixie was coming anyway. I’m trying to get all my besties to have sexy fun times. My challengers are not rising to the challenge. Maybe I should get them to pop a pill.” Now, they all growled except King Fire Hands who was cackling.
Haley asked, “Why the fuck would they need a pill? For what? No one is sick.” I asked, “Yeah, why?” SGAP growled, “Just tell us the rest of the goddamn story and we will get on your challenge.” I said, “Goblins came out to say The Night Queen Plant took out our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess and her Guards were down from it too.”
I whispered, “Don’t worry King Fire Hands, I read your papers. So, I knew she was still on her feet.” I winked at him and the Fairy King smirked at me. I continued, “I just felt the air was off and stopped. I talked to them, not realizing it was rogues because of the lack of stench.”
I paused then added, “Horrid one use of a power when you think about it. While I’m putting pup Hank in the Lacy oven, someone should figure out why they thought the Goblins were going to succeed.
The main house wasn’t in the part people couldn't get to. So, they had no reason to think they were going to waltz into the main room and take the Lead Luna of Black Mountain.”
“It is quite odd that you were all gone though. Methinks people should look into that. Anywho, the rogues came out. I called party foul for their lack of stench and dubbed their team name Team Party Fowl. Goblins came out, and don’t you worry Creepy Ninja Assassins who refuse to wear bells; I told them you would not be happy. ”
“Then I found out they were working with Fairies. Someone very rudely pointed out I was stalling. They did not appreciate my expertise in the art that is delaying other people plan’s. Then I was attacked by rogues. I must say I channeled my best SGAP imitation when I took them on.”
I winked at the man in question. SGAP shot me an annoyed look. I saluted him, “I was taking them down, but alas I had no Alpha on my six.” I whispered, “I’m saying it that way for my Creepy Ninja’s. Maybe next time don’t appear DIRECTLY behind me and make me jump.” Fang snorted, “Seriously.”
I continued, “I was herded without my Alpha bestie at my back. They knocked Fang down, but there were plans, people! Beta Tex came barreling into the fight, throwing it back to his high school linebacker days. It was so impressive.”
I blew a kiss at Beta Tex whose mate was now wrapped around him. He’d get the, you saved a life AND the magic being released sex. It was a good day for him. Fang chimed in, “Wrangler deserves that.” I agreed, “That he does. He did save a life after all.”
I winked at my mate saying out loud, “And now the bar has been set for a Dylan and Lacy pup. One must save our lives, or we will be creative in the name department all by our lonesome. Little Hank Frost is going to be cooking here,” I cupped Lacy’s stomach, “shortly.”
Beta Tex’s mate started to laugh. I assured everyone, “I’m ever so serious. I’ve already told my swimmers we are going for a boy, mentally, because Hank saved our lives. I was going for a healthy pup before the events of today. Because let’s be honest, I crush being a girl dad.”
Lacy purred, “You’re a great dad.” I grinned, “I am. I dress up at all the tea parties. I make up characters and play their parts to perfection. Dylan Frost will have more girls one day. There will be a hiatus after this pup, but more will come in the future.” I winked at Lacy who chuckled.
Fang purred, “Mate is perfect.” Lucas groaned, “Dear god, someone make it stop. The Hackura have enough to look into. Let’s get started on this damn challenge so I can STOP hearing about my brother in law’s SWIMMERS!”
I squealed, “Did you hear what he called me, SGAP? Me, not you.” SGAP stared at me with a bored expression. I whispered to Lucas, “You forgot to add that I’m your bestie as well, but that’s ok. We can work on your delivery later. You totally got the brother-in law shot in at SGAP.”
SGAP groaned, “Selene, give me strength.” I gasped, “Don’t say another woman’s names right now! Are you TRYING to lose the challenge?” I whispered, “King Fire Hands, I think you have this one in the bag.” I winked at him and Aiden grinned back at me.
I said, “Now, Lacy and I are going to our home here.” I whispered, “Because we have one since our daughter is mated to SGAP and my Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddesses son. I found the key to the kingdom, people!”
Louder I said, “I expect magic to be flowing. Lucas, I know their lake here is smaller, but SGAP can order everyone away from theirs because I did almost die in his territory today. It’s the least he can do for me after all I suffered. I have been TRAUMATIZED and he has to make that up to me.”
Emmaline said, “There’s a part of their lake Haley and I charmed earlier so no one can see us in that spot. Aiden added his own charm to it as well. So, no one has to interrupt their day.” I gasped, “That’s so considerate of you after they almost let me die.” Lacy growled.
I tapped my chin, “I’ll allow it though because you planned ahead and you’re such a precious Ice Luna.
” Emmaline smiled at me and squeezed my hand.
My Luna linked, “I’m so glad you’re ok, Dylan.
” I replied, “There was never a doubt.” I had seen Haley bring SGAP back from certain death. I knew she’d do it for me too.
I grabbed Lacy and picked her up. I shouted, “Ready, Set, Go! May the best man win! GO! GO! GO! I’m rooting for you, King Fire Hands!” Aiden threw his head back and laughed but it was cut off by his mate kissing him.
I cheered, “You go Fairy bestie! Channel Astrid since you guys are friends! Start that orgy. You go on with your bad self, girl!” Lucas huffed.
I warned, “Uhhh slacker Sleep Tyrant, SGAP already vamoosed out of here with his mate. They might already be naked. Off with you! At least put in some effort for my adorable Ice Luna.” Lucas growled and took off.
I shouted, “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT IN SETPTEMBER! POOR NATHAN HAS TO WAIT A FEW DAYS TO GET HIM SOME HEAT LOVIN’, BUT THE REST OF US GET A MINI HEAT! WHOHOOO!” I ran all the way to our house here in Black Mountain, with Lacy, ready for the magic that was coming.