Chapter 11 Declare a New Holiday #3
SGAP sighed, “No one thinks you slack off at your job.” I cooed, “You love me so and the compliments are getting out of hand. That was one was even direct. Anyway, I got jewelry and chocolate flown in from Switzerland again.”
SGAP asked, “You did what now?” I continued, “I even hired a lovely, adorably nice man to bring said chocolate on the private plane I chartered for him. NO ONE SHALL EVER THREATEN TO MAKE ME THE ALPHA AGAIN!”
SGAP sighed, “It would’ve been Lacy, and I wouldn’t have let that happen. Lucas would’ve never lost his title.” I fanned my face, “See? Do you see how distressed I was that I didn’t just march on over to your territory and cry wolf about what was going on?”
I shouted, “NAY! Dylan Frost had an epic freakout. I spent SO MUCH money. Which now I do yearly because eventually Lucas will shout ‘FINE FORGET THANKSGIVING!’ You will hear my evil laugh from here, I say. This holiday SHALL be thrown out.”
SGAP shook his head, “You’re insane. Go find your mate.” Fang snickered in my head, “Thor is saying with more outfits like his mate is wearing, or sluttier, and he could get over the holiday.” I snorted, “I knew it! Secretly, SGAP loves it and his wolf gives him away.”
I told SGAP, “You mean I’m a genius who gets you laid more often.
I’m such a giver since we all know this is a problem that afflicts you.
” I whispered, “Note my sarcasm.” At normal volume I lamented, “Even before your precious Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess came into your life, you were getting in any type of way you wanted to do the dance of no pants with either gender.”
SGAP warned, “Can we not talk about that right now?” I asked, “Why? Your perfect mate doesn’t care that everyone was warm for your form. One day more people will care that you weren’t warm for mine.” SGAP sighed, “For god’s sake, this again. Go find Lacy.”
I grinned, “I thought you’d never say that. Honestly, I thought we’d chat during the entire sexy time I’d allotted for the day.” SGAP growled at me. I waved, “Awwww, shucks. You know your declarations of love get me going.” I skipped off in search of my mate.
I told my wolf, “I’m such a good friend.” Fang chuckled, “We are a great friend, and I love that Thor told me we can get him onboard.” I snorted, “We can get anyone with the last name Conners onboard. None of them like Thanksgiving, because Mommy Queenie Meanie always made it about her.”
Fang agreed, “We did make Thor, Steele, Olaf, and Kobe quite mad at Mommy Queenie Meanie on Dylan and Lacy day.” I agreed, “That we did. Plus, until our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess showed up, their horrid mother planned the holiday that sucked all the joy out of life. We can easily get them onboard.”
Fang snorted, “We needed our Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddess onboard. That’s when they will all fall into our plans.” Which was quite simple since she only googled the dang holiday. The importance was placed on having a turkey, pie, and family. Nothing said the decorations were key.
Lucas linked me, “Dylan, you don’t have to keep filling the territory with blue roses, chocolate, and jewelry every year. Emmaline isn’t mad.” I replied, “I feel you did not mention the lavender roses for my lovely and charming mate.”
I caught her scent and shifted into Fang. I pranced past Olaf, Kobe, and Steele. All of whom huffed at Fang, which just put an extra pep in his step. Fang snorted, “Wait until they find out you set Herb up on a blind date.”
I replied, “Nathan needs some fun and it’s not a date, per se. It’s a meeting with another person who lost their spouse. Who just so happens to be a woman. It was all very organic and funny how that worked out.” Fang snickered at me.
Dale linked me, “Dylan, did you set Nathan up on a date?” I replied, “Who me?” Dale snorted, “Dylan.” I replied, “They can be friends. Who go to lunch, a movie, and if he feels so inclined to invite her to my dinner he’s welcome to.
Then an evening activity if they desire.
The making of the beast with two backs isn’t off the table. ” Dale snorted, “Dylan.”
I gasped, “Oh no! Did he call you to be his getaway emergency? Don’t do it, Dale! HE NEEDS THIS! We have an Alpha who has LONG since needed his Alpha Swagger back! I know this and so do you. The poor man hasn’t had any fun for decades.”
Dale replied, “Nathan texted me that he’s pretty sure you set him up on a date.” I hummed, “A text doesn’t imply he wants to leave.” Dale snorted, “He said she’s pretty.” I replied, “Of course she is, I had a vetting process. The most important detail is that she’s fun.”
Dale chuckled, “Is she a Fairy?” I replied, “No, but the next date I set him on, should this not work out, I could do that. What a great idea!” Dale groaned, “It wasn’t an idea.” I replied, “I hear what you’re saying. I need to go bigger, and better, with bringing Nathan fun.”
He chuckled, “That’s not what I said.” I continued, “I simply set him up with a fun loving she wolf. I should know better, I must aim for the stars. Now, go chase Debbie. Everyone is TOO BUSY to be Nathan’s emergency getaway from the super awesome woman who can be his new friend.”
I whispered, “Or friends with benefits. The man needs his swag back. Okkkkkkkk.” Dale snorted, “Cassandra hasn’t been dead that long.
” I reasoned, “Yes, well she’s not getting any more dead than she currently is.
Mommy Queenie Meanie is gone and life moves on.
Happily, even. THE HUMANS NOTICED HER DEATH! ”
Dale snorted, “I wouldn’t say that.” I replied, “The weatherman commented on how nice the weather has been. He described it as a perfect Fall. Even the humans realize the dark cloud of doom and gloom is gone. We REJOICE! In doing so, we must get Nathan his Alpha swagger back.”
Dale replied, “Cassandra had her heat shortly before she died.” I snorted, “I personally went to see Mr. drunk out of his dang mind sad Alpha pants on one of his benders. We need his Alpha swagger back, so he stops drinking. Nathan told me, in far too much detail and that’s coming from me, about how Cassandra’s eyes held distance during their love making. ”
Dale groaned, “He told you that?” I snorted, “The things I learned that night. We’ve got to get the man off the sauce.
” Dale snorted, “Nathan isn’t going to have sex with that she wolf right now.
” I squealed, “So, you’re saying there’s a chance!
I’ll have to tell her to play the long game for a ‘friends with benefits’ spot.
I hear what you’re saying, we need it to happen organically.
When you’re right, you’re right. Plus, I mentioned that would likely be our game plan when I interviewed her. ”
Dale snorted, “I’m just going to quit while I’m behind.
” I agreed, “Good man!” I hopped around the path Lacy had left.
Fang huffed, “If only we had snow prints like the other time.” I snorted, “We can’t have them do the same thing twice.
That would be boring. I do NOT need snow prints to find my mate. ” Fang growled possessively.
I entered a small clearing and found her.
I shifted back, “Well happy last planning day for my Christmas Party in November day.” Lacy was in a short, long sleeve red shirt with white trimmings, a black belt, red underwear you could see the barest hint of with thigh high red stockings, and black boots.
I growled, “What a look this is, Mrs. Frost. You look like Christmas itself.” Fang purred, “Mate is so attractive.” Lacy tilted her head, and I saw the small little Santa hat that she had on. I skipped over saying, “I’ve been such a good boy, Mrs. Christmas.”
Lacy laughed, “Really? I hear you’ve been up to all kinds of naughty things.” I gasped, “Moi? Never! I am the bringer of joy and love.” Danver linked, “Beta Dylan, Beta Female Lacy has been meeting with Goblins. I had to chase one off.” I replied, “Fascinating.”
I chuckled, “I think you’re the one being naughty. Why are you meeting with Goblins?” Lacy snorted, “They come to see me, I’m not meeting with them.” I grinned, “Tell me more, tell me more, do you need a Creepy Ninja?”
Lacy laughed, “You know I love that movie and that song.” I gasped, “This is brand new information!” Fang teased, “You are extra sarcastic today.” I snorted, “False. I’m always like this.” Fang laughed in my head.
I linked Danver, “I’ll ask her about it.” Danver replied, “Good. Now I have my Christmas yodeler to hunt down.” I cheered, “You go on, good sir! You find your yodeler and know that you’ve inspired the next month for Alpha Theo Bartlett. He’s lacking a yodeler in his life.”
Danver replied, "Always happy to help, Beta Dylan.” I replied, “My good man on all holidays, and whenever you desire, my name is Dylan. You are family and being related to the Saint Nick himself is dream of mine.” Danver laughed in reply, but one day he would understand he was practically my big brother.
I cooed at my mate, “Won’t you tell me all about why Goblins are coming to talk to you? I can’t help but notice the reports I get of this started right after I put little Hank in your oven.” Fang snorted, “This is about them coming after us.”
I agreed, “Of course it is. Our mate is an Alpha whose mate was in danger. She went all cutthroat about it. I just need her to say it. It makes me feel the ants in my pants that shoot directly to my magic stick of Christmas joy.”
Lacy growled, “Maybe they want something to end, but it’s not going to.” I asked, “What do they want to end?” Lacy grinned seductively, “You bring your Christmas cheer, and I decided I could bring the Christmas fear.” Fang began to purr in my head.