Outtake A Reindeer Dylan POV
Dylan was jumping up and down. Lucas pleaded, “Will you calm down?” I snorted, “Uhh no. Our Luna is about to go Full Ice Queen. They are PRACTICALLY recreating the last scene from that movie, and I love that.”
Lucas sighed, “I assume you mean Frozen.” I stared at him, “Seriously? Of COURSE I mean that movie. Sometimes Lucas, I worry for you. I really do. OHHH look, she’s going to start.” Emmaline leaned down, seeming nervous with everyone’s eyes on her.
I cheered, “GO LUNA ICE QUEEN! DO YOUR THANG!” Emmaline looked up and shot me a smile. I winked at her. Lucas snorted, “Aren’t you missing the reindeer and talking snowman?” I smirked, “Oh am I?” Fang snickered, “Dominic is now panicked.”
Lucas’s eyes widened as he questioned, “What did you do?” I smiled, “Don’t you worry your pretty little Sleep Tyrant head about it.” I whispered, “It’s for the pups.” Lucas said, “How odd because I’m pretty sure it’s for you, and you’re not a pup.”
I put my finger to his lips and said, “SHHHH. Just watch the magic.” Lucas sighed. Emmaline closed her eyes and put her hand down on the lake in Black Mountain. Ice began to form over the top. It quickly made it halfway across.
The rest was moving slower. I started chanting, “You can do it! You can do it! If you put your mind to it!” Lucas elbowed me. Emmaline finished and stood back up. My goddess handed her a slice of pizza then snapped everyone into ice skates.
I heard what I’d been waiting for beside my best friend. “Hi, I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs.” Lucas shouted in surprise. I laughed, “Olaf, go skate.” Lucas had his hand on his chest questioning, “What is that? Don’t say Olaf, I know that. How?” Fang snickered in my head.
I smiled, “It’s a stuffed animal I had my goddess bring to life and it talks.” Lucas glared at me. I laughed, “Just wait for it.” Lucas rolled his eyes, “I’m already watching for the reindeer.” I smirked as Saint God Alpha Prick rounded the corner.
The man growled, “DYLAN!” I answered with a smile, “Yes, Saint God Alpha Prick. What can I do for you?” SGAP snarled, “I know you did this.” I gasped, “Me? Whatever did I do?” Fang snickered, “Thor is fuming.”
SGAP snarled, “There’s a man here with a reindeer for me up front.” I questioned innocently, “Is his name Sven? Because if it is, he’ll fit right in.” SGAP growled at me. My goddess popped over, “A reindeer? Like from the legend of your Santa?”
I laughed. Lucas told her, “It’s not a legend.
” Haley frowned, “How the fuck is it not a legend?” Lucas sighed, “It’s just not.
” Haley frowned “Then it’s a lie, and I can’t tell my kids about it.
” I told her, “He’s talking crazy, it’s a fable.
The point is the reindeer is in fact like Santa’s reindeer. Its name is Sven.”
Haley squealed and popped away. I smiled at SGAP saying, “I think you’re keeping the reindeer.” SGAP glared at me warning, “Dylan, you’d better watch it.” I smiled point behind us, “Oh look, your mate accepted the reindeer and is leading Sven over here. Don’t they look adorable together?”
Haley skipped over exclaiming, “ERIC, look! It’s a real fucking reindeer! I’m going to get the triplets! We can take a family picture!” I cooed, “That kodak moment would make an adorable Christmas card. Who’s a good boy, Sven? Dylan brought you some carrots.”
Fang snickered, “Thor is now seething.” I took a carrot out from my coat pocket. The reindeer happily ate it. Haley popped out with the reindeer and Eric over to the triplets and they took pictures. SGAP managed to stop glaring at me long enough to smile.
The partial Fairies all took pictures with the reindeer. Trixie called Farrin so they could take them together. He was very intrigued by the animal. I told Lucas, “My adoptive brother is just the best. By the way, Emmaline is very talented at ice skating.” She was doing jumps and tricks.
All the Fairies were actually. Then Aiden popped in. I squeaked, “King Fire Hands has arrived! Now the day is complete. I have officially ruined SGAP’s day. Thank you all OH so very much for acknowledging my hard work.” Aiden laughed, “I heard there was a reindeer.”
I tilted my head to where Haley was with Alexander and Sven. Aiden popped over to them. SGAP walked over to me snarling. I gasped, “Why are you upset? I brought your in-laws over. Tis the season SGAP, Tis the season.”
SGAP growled, “IT IS FEbrUARY!” I frowned, “You have to be cheerful and good all year long or Santa will put you on the naughty list, SGAP. I’m just helping you out when you think about it. I even made sure Mommy Queenie Meanie was gone during this joyous moment.”
“So, where will you be keeping your new reindeer? Your mate and your pups seem to like it. Which we all know means you’ll find somewhere to keep it. Maybe you’ll even split your face open at it. You do like your Super Special Fun Sized Fairy Ninja Goddesses horse, and the ninja’s they gave you.”
SGAP grabbed me by the jacket, “You seriously brought a reindeer here knowing my wife and pups would love it, all while also knowing I can’t keep it around a bunch of wolves.
” I reasoned, “Gosh, if only you had a lot of money and could open a farm to keep said reindeer at.” SGAP let me go and glared.
Fang snorted, “Thor is still not amused.” I laughed, “It won’t even dent your bank account.
” Aiden popped back over saying, “It won’t be necessary, brother in law of mine.
I would like to take the reindeer to run free in the Earth territory.
The Fairy’s would enjoy seeing it, and I can apparently purchase more. I find the animal fascinating.”
SGAP snorted, “Right, and my wife likes the reindeer so she’d have to come see it with my pups.
” Aiden smiled commenting, “Which is a wonderful byproduct that is.” SGAP rolled his eyes, “Fine.” I smiled, “The words he was looking for were ‘thank you King Fire Hands.’ I WILL be speaking to his mother about his lack of manners. He was taught better.”
I whispered, “That was sarcasm. I will literally never speak that women unless absolutely necessary. Or it’s required to call her out for being mommy queenie meanie.” Lucas grabbed me, announcing, “And we’re going over there now.”
I retorted, “Spoil sport. You SGAP knows what I call his mother and that I never willingly wish to speak to her. Nor would I ever seek her out.” Lucas snorted, “I’m saving you from getting punched in the face.
” I replied, “SGAP loves me.” I walked over to a tree and sat down.
I threw some popcorn in my mouth, knowing this joy I brought was all in a day’s work.