Chapter 15
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
Callie
Emmett: Did you know Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada?
Me: No, I didn’t, actually.
Emmett: It’s true. And it has nothing to do with Hawaii, the state. It was named after the brand of canned pineapples the inventor used.
Me: You learn something new every day.
Emmett: Happy to educate you, Elle.
Me: What brought on the need to suddenly educate me about Hawaiian pizza?
Emmett: Someone was eating one at lunch today, and I was thinking about how pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. Your next message determines the future of our texting relationship. Choose your words wisely.
Me: Pineapple on pizza is a travesty of the worst order. I would never disrespect a pie in such a grotesque way.
Emmett: Oh, good. We can still be friends. That makes me happy.