A Very Crumbleton Christmas (Crumbleton #4)

Prologue

PROLOGUE

CRUMBLETON TIMES AND ECHO - 18TH DECEMBER

What’s on This Week (we hope)

Christmas Lights Switch On. Date: TBC

It’s going to happen, folks. This editor would like to apologise for the fact that we still don’t have a firm date in the diary, what with the big day getting ever closer. After the storm forced us to cancel back in November, we’re in desperate need of someone seriously sensational to do the honours and flip the switch.

Know a celeb? Contact Caroline today! (Really. Straight away. Don’t dawdle!)

Film Review: Captain Woodentop Strikes Again

Does anyone need a good snooze? Then I recommend Jack Jones’s latest thriller. Playing a secret agent on a mission to stop a rogue scientist, Jones’s delivery has all the intensity of a casual Sunday stroll.

While explosions light up the screen and his co-stars do their best to bring the heat, Jones stumbles through the high-stakes chases with all the charisma of a coat rack.

Once again, Jack Jones exhibits less star-power than the trees in Crumbleton Clump, ensuring this potential pulse-pounding thriller flatlines with no chance of resuscitation.

Caroline Cook. Editor