January 19, 2026 iMessage

iMessage

Veronica C.

You are not going to believe what I’m about to tell you

Clara C.

Hold that thought. Piper just had a diaper blowout, and Daniella is having a tantrum.

I’ll type while you deal with that

So, you remember that random zoom meeting I entered last week?

Yes, you do, I know you do, so I’ll keep typing

Well, I had another interview today, a good one, I think?

At least I hope it was good on their end, too, because I still have not received my check from PitchSlapped

Anyway, when I got off the call, I checked my email to find

I shit you not

An email from the dude at the random meeting with the terrible slides

Ok I’m back I’m back, catching up

Wait wait

You mean you got an email from the guy who was presenting the terrible slides?

I don’t know if he was the one presenting, but it’s his company

And Clara

What

He asked if I would help them with their marketing strategy

Are

You

Kidding

Me

***

Right?

I’m still laughing

Like, Clara I was so mean!

I don’t know what came over me, but I think I was just triggered by a zoom room full of bros

What did you say??

What do you think I said??

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