January 19, 2026 iMessage
iMessage
Veronica C.
You are not going to believe what I’m about to tell you
Clara C.
Hold that thought. Piper just had a diaper blowout, and Daniella is having a tantrum.
I’ll type while you deal with that
So, you remember that random zoom meeting I entered last week?
Yes, you do, I know you do, so I’ll keep typing
Well, I had another interview today, a good one, I think?
At least I hope it was good on their end, too, because I still have not received my check from PitchSlapped
Anyway, when I got off the call, I checked my email to find
I shit you not
An email from the dude at the random meeting with the terrible slides
Ok I’m back I’m back, catching up
Wait wait
You mean you got an email from the guy who was presenting the terrible slides?
I don’t know if he was the one presenting, but it’s his company
And Clara
What
He asked if I would help them with their marketing strategy
Are
You
Kidding
Me
***
Right?
I’m still laughing
Like, Clara I was so mean!
I don’t know what came over me, but I think I was just triggered by a zoom room full of bros
What did you say??
What do you think I said??