Chapter Six ‘Collage’ Is Dead

MAL: Emerson, this cannot be the title.

EMERSON: what is wrong with it though?!?!

MAL: It needs to be—here, let me just—

MIXXEDMEDIA PITCH

SUBMISSION FORM

DRAFT ONE!!!!!

EMERSON: Okay I can see how this is better

MixxedMedia Pitch Submission Form:

EMERSON: If someone messes this up they are FIREDDD.

NAME:

MAL: Is it clear that this means like, poetry, prose, drama?

EMERSON: And comics, photographs, drawings, collages, recipes, glitter, etc??? Yes I think so ;-)

EMERSON: I see that cursor panic-moving in the doc, Mal Flowers!!!!! It’s okay we will take it slow I pinkie promise

ISSUE:

FORMAT:

EMERSON: is it too cruel to ask people to title in their pitch? That’s always the hardest part for me!

MAL: I mean, it’s never set in stone, right? We could add “working” to make that clear?

EMERSON: PERF, SO SMART SO HOT, ON IT

WORKING TITLE:

EMERSON: OKAY controversial suggestion: we make this less formal???

MAL: I mean a pitch has a formal format, right?

EMERSON: I KNOW BUT what I am saying is, we’re doing it differently now, and so maybe to make it a little more accessible to people who get anxious about “““FORMAL””” things (it’s me, hi, I’m the person who gets anxious about formal things, its me) we can be a little more laid back about it?

MAL: I hadn’t thought about accessibility. That’s a good point.

EMERSON: I’m full of ‘em baybeeee. This is why you keep me around, isn’t it?

MAL: That and your masterful command of creative punctuation.

EMERSON: Oh they’re flirting now aren’t they???

MAL: Here, I’ll put something like—

PITCH: Please note that pitches no longer have to be submitted in traditional format and may be more informal, so long as you communicate the important elements of your piece.

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