Chapter Eleven Oh Yeah, the Plan
I forgot my sister has a soccer game next weekend.
I’m so stupid.
And also the worst sibling ever.
And the worst editor.
whoa whoa whoa Mal!!!!
last three things are categorically false!!!!
first thing happens to literally most people, who ever remembers about soccer??
I do.
Except this time.
Ugh.
in sorry
*i’m
also you remembered and that is what matters!!!
also also I can take care of the layout next weekend, don’t worry.
What?
No.
I’ll be there. It’s my job.
I’ll just have to leave for a few hours, and then I can come back and finish it.
MAL ANNE ARLO EUGENE FLOWERS.
let me do this for you!
Okay but literally none of those are my middle name.
Also what a choice of emojis.
i’m just using my emotional hieroglyphics?
to show oi how serious i am!!!
*you slkfjfaf
But no really, please let me do this.
I need it.
If I don’t have something to do in the morning I’ll just sit around and stew in being the worst sibling and I… don’t want to do that.
okay!!! sold!!!
but also i worry about you kid
that’s a lot of anxiousness to carry around
Yeah but consider this:
Without the anxiety, I drop it all and then I am carrying around nothing.
Not a good look!
all your lewks are good lewks
today for example
all that color
When did you even see me?
i snuck a glance in the hall before math!!!!
But didn’t say hi because i’m a weirdo
Quit distracting me by being cute, Emerson.
I am trying to Talk Business.
Business: I will be at the layout party next weekend, but I will have to take an extended lunch to get to the game. Then I will be back to approve final layouts.
Business?: heard and thank you for telling me!!!!
Pleasure?: what IS your middle name though???
You are a goblin.
actually i play one in S&S so you’re not wrong!!!
It’s Eliza.