Chapter Twelve No One Sells Mixtapes （or Zines） Anymore
We can’t sell the zines at school.
lol youre silly Mal!!!
such a prankster.
a true Silly Goose?
No, I’m serious.
Ms. Merritt told me and I looked it up.
There’s a no soliciting policy on school grounds for anything “not part of a school program or education-related program.”
that’s…
really fucked up???????
If you use the word too much it loses its effectiveness, Emerson.
We’ve had this talk.
and i still think you’re Fucking Wrong
Okay but can we take two seconds to be serious here because we can’t sell the zine at school which means, really, we can’t sell the zine at all, and we should probably cancel the layout meeting and probably the whole zine?
whoa there
little mx. runonsentence
it’s okay!!!!!
but yes lets take a moment and agree:
this really fucking sucks!!!!!!!!
Yes, it fucking does.
FUCK.
Emerson.
Mal.
we’re getting our angries out, okay?
do it with me.
GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POOPY BUTTS FRICK FART FUCK THIS IS STUPID GRRRRR ARRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is silly.
YEP and we’re doing it anyway.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
This rule sucks.
BUTTS YEAH IT DOES!!!!!!!!!! SOLICIT THIS!!!!!!!!
I just feel like they keep pushing us out.
First the magazine.
Now the zine.
Like we can’t do anything right.
Like it’s actually US they want to push out.
no i FULLY feel you
im pissed.
and also i offer this suggestion
*whispers*
we do it anyway
Emerson.
hear me out!!!!
they’re jerks
we’re really cool and have been working hard because THEY made us
so let’s just sell it anyway
Literally we cannot.
i mean we cant let them KNOW
but really what can they do to stop us????
I can think of like, five things.
Suspension.
Expulsion.
i s2g if they expel us over some two dollar zines!!!!!
but hey can we at least put it to a vote???
we’re going to have to break the bad news anyway
might as well get some feedback from staff!!
Ugh.
But also yeah.
This… sucks.
it does.
but you know what makes everything suck less?
pizza.
brb writing the e-mail
Thanks, Emerson.
youre welcome Mal!!!!