Chapter Sixteen Sell, Sell, Sell!

we did it!!!!!!!!

We did it!

oh my god you used an exclamation point??!?!

It’s my yearly allotted one.

I’m so excited for us that I used it here, just for you.

im honored honestly!!!

so special

You are.

Okay truth time.

I was kind of scared that was going to be a catastrophic failure.

I could feel one coming.

MAL!!!!!

i am offned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*offneed

****OFFENDED OH MY GAWDDD

I mean, Collage never sold that much that fast.

Not once.

okay but consider this

collage didn’t have me in charge

or you

gender neutral nail polish emoji use there TO BE CLEAR

and me and you?????

we only do

CATASTROPHIC SUCCESS

That sounds so extreme.

i am X-TREME Mal!

OKAY SO

what next????

We take a nap?

most people just call that sleeping at this time of day???

night????

plus that’s not very fun MAL!

I am entirely serious.

try again

slowing down is not my Thing?

Okay, but why?

very cute of you to think you can get me to drop my lore that easily, Mal Flowers!!!!

we have at LEAST one more boss fight to get through before you unlock that cutscene

now tell meeee

WHAT. NEXT?????

We could… celebrate, I guess?

NOW YOURE TALKIN

+G

where are you letting me take you????

Uh, I don’t know.

What sounds good?

have you ever been to Golden Gelato???

its on Pike Street

which was not named after me but should be lets be real

and their fall menu just dropped and they have maple pecan biscotti gelato

That sounds really good, actually.

Okay, silly question, but.

What size are their spoons?

that is NOT a silly question, this is vital information to have

and they’re tiny

like baby-size

its glorious

Perfect. I love little spoons.

perfect

i am a little spoon

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