Chapter Sixteen Sell, Sell, Sell!
we did it!!!!!!!!
We did it!
oh my god you used an exclamation point??!?!
It’s my yearly allotted one.
I’m so excited for us that I used it here, just for you.
im honored honestly!!!
so special
You are.
Okay truth time.
I was kind of scared that was going to be a catastrophic failure.
I could feel one coming.
MAL!!!!!
i am offned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*offneed
****OFFENDED OH MY GAWDDD
I mean, Collage never sold that much that fast.
Not once.
okay but consider this
collage didn’t have me in charge
or you
gender neutral nail polish emoji use there TO BE CLEAR
and me and you?????
we only do
CATASTROPHIC SUCCESS
That sounds so extreme.
i am X-TREME Mal!
OKAY SO
what next????
We take a nap?
most people just call that sleeping at this time of day???
night????
plus that’s not very fun MAL!
I am entirely serious.
try again
slowing down is not my Thing?
Okay, but why?
very cute of you to think you can get me to drop my lore that easily, Mal Flowers!!!!
we have at LEAST one more boss fight to get through before you unlock that cutscene
now tell meeee
WHAT. NEXT?????
We could… celebrate, I guess?
NOW YOURE TALKIN
+G
where are you letting me take you????
Uh, I don’t know.
What sounds good?
have you ever been to Golden Gelato???
its on Pike Street
which was not named after me but should be lets be real
and their fall menu just dropped and they have maple pecan biscotti gelato
That sounds really good, actually.
Okay, silly question, but.
What size are their spoons?
that is NOT a silly question, this is vital information to have
and they’re tiny
like baby-size
its glorious
Perfect. I love little spoons.
perfect
i am a little spoon