Chapter Kiera
Kiera named the conversation “The Final Countdown”.
Kiera
okayyyyyy my loves, happy Bachelorette Day!!!!
Pete
IT’S HAPPENING
Izzy
I’ve been up since 5, I’m basically feral now.
Kiera
Please save that energy for the actual party.
Danica
Maggie?? Gwyneth?? Are you packing your most chaotic selves??
Maggie
My suitcase is 40% sequins, 60% sunscreen.
Gwen
My offering will be a Costco jar of ibuprofen.
Izzy
Thanks, Dad.
Pete
vegas should pay US for the show we’re about to put on.
Kiera
Reminder: cocktail bar reservations are at 8 tonight, so no one pass out before then.
Pete
can’t wait to see all your faces. love you degenerates.
Danica
Group pic tonight or it doesn’t count. Last fling before the ring, people.
Pete
can someone please tell my beautiful fiancée she does not need to bring a sparkly cowboy hat??
Maggie
Can someone please tell Pete’s beautiful fiancée that I’m not getting on this plane if she doesn’t bring a sparkly cowboy hat?