Alice Carver Manifests Her Perfect Life

Date Saturday 31 December Time 11.15am

My thoughts and reflections:

Turns out things can get still worse.

Basically, there’s no way out of this. I’m going to have to message Aunty Margaret and tell her the news: her new tenants can’t come and stay for another week because I’ve turned her flat into an uninhabitable environment. I don’t think it’s going to go down well.

I imagine things can get worse yet, so I won’t make that mistake again.

I ask the Universe:

To stop being so unkind.