Chapter 23 Alpha Friend Chat
ALPHA FRIEND CHAT
Gavric
Who is sending me all this junk in the mail????
Crush
What junk?
Gavric
Air fresheners! The Yule Tree ones! They’re so strong I can smell them THROUGH the package! Across my cabin!
And I received 8 different packages today! EIGHT
They all smell different!
All overpowering, WTF
Duke
I seem to remember you complaining about Titan’s sex stink in your car
Ace
Hmm, you only whined about it 3 times yesterday
Gavric
I did not!
Raptor
[screenshot shared]
You’re right, you whined about it 5 times
Gavric
Why don’t YOU try sniffing your brother’s stink
Ace
Let’s not go there
Raptor
The rainforest gods would strike us down
Ace
A discussion for another day.
Bruiser
Hold up. Does that mean you guys have...
Ace
Shhh. Let’s hear from Gav
Gavric
THREE MORE just came in. WTF. I’m throwing them out. My cabin fucking stinks.
Titan
I’m sorry? I’ll come over and help you hang them in your car. Then there won’t be any more sex smells
Gavric
It’s summer. Even one of these is going to be too much
Ace
Hmm. Oops.
Gavric
What do you mean, oops?
Vigil
Thought I caught a glimpse of the twins on pack territory
Gavric
Ace. Raptor. What did you do.
Crush
(eyes emoji)
Gavric
THEY STUFFED A WHOLE BOX OF THOSE TREES IN MY CAR
[image sent]
Duke
I thought we were being sneaky, but those twins have us beat.
Telos
Dammit y’all should’ve invited me!!!!
Uriel
ROFL
Zenith
This sounds like a book idea
Crush
No, Zenith. Bad author. Go back to the book you’re working on!!!
Zenith
But... Book idea!
Crush
People are waiting for your book. Your current WIP.
Telos
What book? I’ve never seen Crush this excited about a book
Crush
It’s nothing
Telos
(eyes emoji) Yeah, right
Gavric
Why is there a GIANT stinking Yule Tree in my backyard????