7. An Urgent Text
AN URGENT TEXT
Walren
Uriel? I kind of need your help. Urgently
If it’s not too much trouble
Uriel
Does this have anything to do with that “I just need to not get pregnant” text you sent to the group chat earlier?
Walren
Yes...
Uriel
Pfft. You know that the most effective way to avoid pregnancy is to keep cocks out of your butt, right?
Stop drinking the damn “water” and you won’t get pregnant!
Walren
Um. I’m not gonna be able to keep it out
Uriel
Walren??? What’s going on? Do you need me to come down and hurt someone?
Walren
It’s ok. I consent. It’s just very complicated
Like, mating contract complicated
Uriel
Holy fuck.
Sigh.
You know that all spells have limitations, right?