2 Years, 4 Months Ago
East: Question: What kind of cologne do you wear?
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West: Is this your way of trying to subtly flirt?
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12/20 3:32 p.m.
East: I don’t do subtlety.
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12/20 3:38 p.m.
West: Good point.
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12/20 3:39 p.m.
East: So?
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12/20 3:41 p.m.
West: Why are you asking?
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12/20 3:41 p.m.
East: Omg, just answer the question.
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12/20 3:44 p.m.
West: Not until you tell me why.
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12/20 3:45 p.m.
East: Ugh. Someone walked in earlier, and they may have smelled just like you. It gave me a bit of a rush, ngl.
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12/20 3:47 p.m.
West: That’s kind of sweet. Not sure if I should find that weird or endearing.
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12/20 3:48 p.m.
East: A common issue when it comes to me lol.
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12/20 3:50 p.m.
West: Dior Sauvage.
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12/20 3:50 p.m.
East: You would be fucking fancy. Isn’t that shit like… $200?
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12/20 3:54 p.m.
West: $275
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12/20 3:56 p.m.
East: That is an insane amount of money to spend on cologne.
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12/20 3:58 p.m.
West: Is it? It’s clearly memorable, so I’d say it’s worth it.
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12/20 3:59 p.m.
East: …That was way too smooth. BFF is over, you can’t be bedroom West right now.
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12/20 4:02 p.m.
West: No? What a shame.
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12/20 4:02 p.m.
East: Fuck me.
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12/20 4:03 p.m.
West: Wish I could.
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12/20 4:03 p.m.
East: West…
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12/20 4:04 p.m.
West: Hmm?
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12/20 4:04 p.m.
East: What are you doing?
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12/20 4:06 p.m.
West: Well, I was going to suggest we try something new but… if you have company…
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12/20 4:06 p.m.
East: You know what? She’s been over for too long anyway, I’ll kick her out.
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12/20 4:07 p.m.
West: Good boy.
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12/20 4:07 p.m.
East: Omg, idk if I can get her out of here quick enough, holy fuck.
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12/20 4:08 p.m.
West: I’m patient.
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12/20 4:08 p.m.
East: That makes one of us.
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12/20 4:13 p.m.
East: She. Would. Not. Leave.
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12/20 4:14 p.m.
West: I assume you have toys?
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12/20 4:14 p.m.
East: Oh, fuck. We’re like REALLY doing this. Okay, okay, okay. I have… all the toys **grin sweat emoji**
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12/20 4:15 p.m.
West: Can I see?
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12/20 4:15 p.m.
East: I hope you know how fucking excited I am right now. Yes, you can see, holy shit. One second.
East: **Picture of a dozen sex toys**
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12/20 4:17 p.m.
West: Are you sure you even need me for this? That’s quite the collection. You weren’t joking.
West: Which one is your favorite?
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12/20 4:17 p.m.
East: I don’t pick favorites. That would be cruel.
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12/20 4:18 p.m.
West: Pick a favorite or we aren’t doing this.
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12/20 4:19 p.m.
East: Okay, rude.
East: Fine. The yellow one.
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12/20 4:20 p.m.
West: Why?
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East: Please don’t make me tell you.
12/20 4:23 p.m.
West: East.
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12/20 4:23 p.m.
East: It reminds me of you.
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12/20 4:24 p.m.
West: It is girthy.
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12/20 4:24 p.m.
East: And long.
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12/20 4:25 p.m.
West: Fuck, I want to be there right now. I can see the appeal.
West: Do you have lube?
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12/20 4:26 p.m.
East: Sir, did you SEE my collection? I have all the lube. For all the toys.
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12/20 4:26 p.m.
West: Grab one.
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12/20 4:27 p.m.
East: What are we thinking? Water-based? Silicone? Cooling?
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12/20 4:27 p.m.
West: Cooling.
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12/20 4:28 p.m.
East: Yes, sir.
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West: So, I have a confession. I haven’t done this before.
West: How do you want to start?
12/20 4:30 p.m.
West: I need you to prep yourself first.
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12/20 4:30 p.m.
East: What are you going to be doing?
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12/20 4:31 p.m.
West: Would you like to see?
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East: More than anything.
12/20 4:31 p.m.
East: Fuck, yes.
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12/20 4:33 p.m.
West: **Picture of West’s fully erect dick with his hand around it, precum leaking from the tip**
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12/20 4:33 p.m.
East: And I’m hard as a rock now. Goddamnnnn.
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12/20 4:34 p.m.
West: Imagine it’s my fingers.
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12/20 4:34 p.m.
East: Oh, no need to tell me, I already was.
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West: Is that sweet little ass ready for me?
12/20 4:36 p.m.
West: Tell me when you’re adequately stretched and ready.
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12/20 4:40 p.m.
East: I’m up to 3 fingers and very fucking ready.
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West: Get on that big dildo and ride it.
West: Suction cup it to the wall and back up onto it.
West: Fuck. I can’t decide how I want you.
12/20 4:41 p.m.
West: Lay on your back, knees to your chest, and slowly insert it.
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12/20 4:42 p.m.
East: You want to see?
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12/20 4:42 p.m.
West: Fuck, yes.
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12/20 4:44 p.m.
East: **Video of East inserting the dildo**
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West: Fuck me, I just came.
12/20 4:46 p.m.
West: Fuck, you’re so goddamn pretty.
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12/20 4:46 p.m.
East: Can I move it?
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12/20 4:47 p.m.
West: Yes. Start slow.
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12/20 4:49 p.m.
West: Now go faster.
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12/20 4:52 p.m.
West: Are you touching your dick while you fuck yourself?
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12/20 4:52 p.m.
East: Yes.
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12/20 4:54 p.m.
West: Are you close?
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12/20 4:54 p.m.
East: Yes.
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12/20 4:55 p.m.
West: Be a good boy and come for me.
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12/20 4:58 p.m.
East: **picture of cum on Ripley’s abs, his fingers sliding through it**
East: Holy fuck that was hot.
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