1 Year, 8 Months Ago
East: Did you ever fool around with girls? You know, before you figured it out?
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West: Unfortunately. You?
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8/12 11:22 p.m.
East: Yes and no? I let a girl give me a handjob, but I won’t lie, the whole time I was hoping it would just end.
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8/12 11:24 p.m.
West: And?
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8/12 11:24 p.m.
East: And what?
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8/12 11:24 p.m.
West: That’s it?
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8/12 11:24 p.m.
East: With her? Yeah.
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8/12 11:26 p.m.
West: What about your first time? That wasn’t with a girl?
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8/12 11:27 p.m.
East: Oh, no. I’ve never had sex with a woman. I knew I was gay early enough that I never even got close. My first time was with a farmhand at my grandparents’ in Kentucky.
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8/12 11:28 p.m.
West: Oh?
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8/12 11:29 p.m.
East: What? Are you jealous?
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8/12 11:30 p.m.
West: Maybe.
West: Does that mean you’re into cowboys?
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8/12 11:31 p.m.
East: I mean… I wouldn’t say no to a cowboy. But I wouldn’t say they’re my go-to.
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8/12 11:33 p.m.
West: Tell me about it.
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8/12 11:34 p.m.
East: What I would do for a cowboy? Fuck, where do I start?
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8/12 11:34 p.m.
West: No lol. About your first time.
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8/12 11:36 p.m.
East: Oh. Uh, it’s kind of embarrassing **blushing emoji**
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8/12 11:36 p.m.
West: Embarrassing how?
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8/12 11:38 p.m.
East: Well, there was way more lube than necessary. And neither of us uhh… thought about the mess we’d make hahaha.
East: The clean up was a bit excessive **nervous emoji**
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8/12 11:40 p.m.
West: Excessive?
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8/12 11:40 p.m.
East: Yes.
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8/12 11:41 p.m.
West: I’m not following.
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8/12 11:42 p.m.
East: How are you not following?
East: There was a lot of cum, West. And lube. So much cum and lube.
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8/12 11:44 p.m.
West: Oh.
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8/12 11:48 p.m.
East: ANYWAY. What about your first time? And for the love of God, I hope it’s as embarrassing as mine.
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8/12 11:50 p.m.
West: Just some girl.
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8/12 11:51 p.m.
East: Just some girl? Come on, I told you I came so much I had to do actual labor to clean up.
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8/12 11:54 p.m.
West: Yeah. A daughter of a family my dad was trying to impress for work. He introduced us, made some jokes about how amazing it would be if we ended up marrying. I felt like I had to give her a chance.
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8/12 11:55 p.m.
West: So when she came onto me, I figured, why not? But it was short-lived, I ghosted her the next day and told my parents I wasn’t interested.
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8/12 11:57 p.m.
East: That’s lowkey kind of sad.
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8/12 11:58 p.m.
West: Yeah, it wasn’t a cum-filled disaster or whatever.
West: Can we talk about something else?
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8/12 11:59 p.m.
East: Yeah, for sure. Did I ever tell you about the time I went skinny-dipping with the BFF?
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