1 Year Ago
East: Does your name even start with a W?
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West: Lol what?
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4/8 5:59 p.m.
East: Your name.
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4/8 6:01 p.m.
West: No, I get it. But why would you assume it starts with a W when you came up with the nickname?
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4/8 6:02 p.m.
East: Ugh, I don’t know. I’m just trying to trick you into telling me.
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4/8 6:02 p.m.
West: Lol why?
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4/8 6:04 p.m.
East: Because searching for “hot blonde guy with big dick” isn’t getting me what I’m looking for on google
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4/8 6:05 p.m.
East: I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m still combing through the results. Can never be too thorough.
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4/8 6:06 p.m.
West: This only makes me want to tell you less, you know.
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4/8 6:06 p.m.
East: **crying emoji**
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4/8 6:08 p.m.
West: Don’t be dramatic lol
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West: It’s too cute, and I’ll fall for it.
4/8 6:09 p.m.
East: Being dramatic is one of my most prominent traits.
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4/8 6:10 p.m.
West: Oh, I know.
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4/8 6:12 p.m.
East: You really aren’t going to tell me?
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East: I just want to know the real you. I regret not getting your real name.
4/8 6:15 p.m.
West: Watching you squirm is too fun.
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West: And I’m scared you’ll find out who I am and stop talking to me.
4/8 6:15 p.m.
East: You’re a cruel, cruel man.
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4/8 6:15 p.m.
West: **shrug emoji**
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4/8 6:16 p.m.
East: Can I have a hint?
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4/8 6:16 p.m.
West: Sure.
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4/8 6:16 p.m.
East: Fuck yessss
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4/8 6:18 p.m.
West: It doesn’t start with a W.
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4/8 6:18 p.m.
East: I fucking hate you.
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4/8 6:19 p.m.
West: hahahaha
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