And the Devil Makes Three (Pride and Prejudice variation)

Miss Elizabeth Bennet would never even be considering marrying Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, who is positively the most arrogant and awful man she has ever met, if she weren’t sort of ruined.

Only sort of, because whatever Mr. Wickham did, he did it over her clothes. She knows she should not have allowed it, that she has behaved in a most improper way, but she did have hopes that Mr.

Wickham would marry her. Except it is Mr. Darcy who is pressing his suit to her now, Mr. Darcy who seems unsurprised to discover what Wickham has done to her, Mr.

Darcy who indicates that he and Wickham have a history of doing things together with women.

“Marry me,” says Mr. Darcy, “and I shall let you be with him sometimes.” And before she can quite stifle her horrified gasp, he continues, “Of course, I shall wish to watch.” Monstrous is what it is.

Absolutely horrifying. A travesty to the institution of marriage. She cannot be curious. She cannot be a bit excited by the thought of it. She cannot be considering saying yes.

This is a sensuous P&P variation containing explicit content of a polyamorous and bisexual nature. A three-way happily ever between Wickham, Darcy, and Elizabeth is the ultimate outcome.