Six
Lady Bridlington did not expect Arabella’s first party to be a failure, since she was a good hostess, and never offered her guests any but the best wines and refreshments, but that it should prove to be a wild success had not even entered her head.
She had planned it more with the idea of bringing Arabella to the notice of other hostesses than as a brilliant social event; and although she had certainly invited a good many unattached gentlemen she had not held out the lure of dancing, or of cards, and so had little hope of seeing more than half of them in her spacious rooms. Her main preoccupation was lest Arabella should not be looking her best, or should jeopardise her future by some unconventional action, or some unlucky reference to that regrettable Yorkshire Vicarage.
In general, the child behaved very prettily, but once or twice she had seriously alarmed her patroness, either by a remark which betrayed all too clearly the modesty of her circumstances – as when she had asked, in front of the butler, whether she should help to prepare the rooms for the party, for all the world as though she expected to be given an apron and a duster!
– or by some impulsive action so odd as to be positively outrageous.
Not readily would Lady Bridlington forget the scene outside the Soho Bazaar, when she and Arabella, emerging from this mart, found a heavy wagon stationary in the road, with the one scraggy horse between its shafts straining under an unsparing lash to set it in motion.
At one instant a demure young lady had been at Lady Bridlington’s side; at the next a flaming fury was confronting the astonished wagoner, commanding him, with a stamp of one little foot, to get down from the wagon at once – at once!
– and not to dare to raise his whip again!
He got down, quite bemused, and stood in front of the small fury, an ox of a man, towering above her while she berated him.
When he had recovered his wits he attempted to justify himself, but failed signally to pacify the lady.
He was a cruel wretch, unfit to be in charge of a horse, and a dolt, besides, not to perceive that one of the wheels was jammed, and through his own bad driving, no doubt!
He began to be angry, and to shout Arabella down, but by this time a couple of chairmen, abandoning their empty vehicle, came across the square, expressing, in strong Hibernian accents, their willingness to champion the lady, and their desire to know whether the wagoner wanted to have his cork drawn.
Lady Bridlington, all this time, had stood frozen with horror in the doorway of the Bazaar, unable to think of anything else to do than to be thankful that none of her acquaintances was present to witness this shocking affair.
Arabella told the chairmen briskly that she would have no fighting, bade the wagoner observe the obstruction against which one of his rear wheels was jammed, herself went to the horse’s head, and began to back him.
The chairmen promptly lent their aid; Arabella addressed a short, pithy lecture to the wagoner on the folly and injustice of losing one’s temper with animals, and rejoined her godmother, saying calmly: ‘It is mostly ignorance, you know!’
And although she did, when shown the impropriety of her behaviour, say she was sorry to have made a scene in public, it was evident that she was not in the least penitent. She said that Papa would have told her it was her duty to interfere in such a cause.
But no representations could induce her to say she was sorry for her quite unbecoming conduct two days later, when she entered her bedchamber to find a very junior housemaid, with a swollen face, lighting the fire.
It appeared that the girl had the toothache.
Now, Lady Bridlington had no desire that any of her servants should suffer the agonies of toothache, and had she been asked she would unquestionably have said that at the first convenient moment the girl should be sent off to have the tooth drawn.
The mistress of a large household naturally had a duty to oversee the general well-being of her staff.
Indeed, some years previously, when inoculation against cow-pox had been all the rage, she had with her own hands inoculated all the servants at Bridlington, and most of the tenants on the estate.
Nearly every great lady had done so: it had been the accepted order of the day.
But to bid the sufferer seat herself in the armchair in the best guest-chamber, to give her an Indian silk shawl to wrap round her head; and to disturb one’s hostess during the sacred hour of her afternoon-nap by bursting in upon her with a demand for laudanum, was carrying benevolence to quite undesirable lengths.
Lady Bridlington did her best to convey the sense of this to Arabella, but she spoke to deaf ears.
‘The poor girl is in the most dreadful pain, ma’am! ’
‘Nonsense, my love! You must not let yourself be imposed upon. Persons of her class always make a to-do about nothing. She had better have the tooth drawn tomorrow, if she can be spared from her work, and –’
‘Dear madam, I assure you she is in no case to be toiling up and down all these stairs with coal-scuttles!’ said Arabella earnestly. ‘She should take some drops of laudanum, and lie down on her bed.’
‘Oh, very well!’ said her ladyship, yielding to the stronger will. ‘But there is no occasion for you to be putting yourself into this state, my dear! And to be asking one of the under-housemaids to sit down in your bedroom, and giving her one of your best shawls –’
‘No, no, I have only lent it to her!’ Arabella said.
‘She is from the country, you know, ma’am, and I think the other servants have not used her as they ought.
She was homesick, and so unhappy! And the toothache made it worse, of course.
I do believe she wanted someone to be kind to her more than anything else!
She has been telling me about her home, and her little sisters and brothers, and –’
‘Arabella!’ uttered Lady Bridlington. ‘Surely you have not been gossiping with the servants ?’ She saw her young guest stiffen, and added hastily: ‘You should never encourage persons of her sort to pour out the history of their lives into your ears. I expect you meant it for the best, my dear, but you have no notion how encroaching –’
‘I hope, ma’am – indeed, I know !’ said Arabella, her eyes very bright, and her small figure alarmingly rigid, ‘that not one of Papa’s children would pass by a fellow-creature in distress!’
It was fast being borne in upon Lady Bridlington that the Reverend Henry Tallant was not only a grave handicap to his daughter’s social advancement, but a growing menace to her own comfort.
She was naturally unable to express this conviction to Arabella, so she sank back on her pillows, saying feebly: ‘Oh, very well, but if people were to hear of it they would think it excessively odd in you, my dear!’
Whatever anyone else might think, it soon became plain that the episode had given her ladyship’s upper servants the poorest idea of Arabella’s social standing.
Her ladyship’s personal maid, a sharp-faced spinster who had grown to middle-age in her service, and bullied her without compunction, ventured to hint, while she was dressing her mistress’s hair that evening, that it was easy to see Miss was not accustomed to living in large and genteel households.
Lady Bridlington allowed Miss Clara Crowle a good deal of licence, but this was going too far.
A pretty thing it would be if the servants, in that odious way they all had of talking about their betters, were to spread such a thing abroad!
It would reach the ears of their employers in less than no time, and then the fat would indeed be in the fire!
In a few dignified, well-chosen words Lady Bridlington gave her henchwoman to understand that Miss Tallant came from a mansion of awe-inspiring gentility, and was quite above considering appearances.
She added, to clinch the matter, that very different customs obtained in the North from those common in London.
Miss Crowle, a little cowed, but with a sting yet left in her tongue, sniffed, and said: ‘So I have always understood, my lady!’ She then encountered her mistress’s eyes in the mirror, and added obsequiously: ‘Not but what I am sure no one would ever suspicion Miss came from the North, my lady, so prettily as she speaks!’
‘Certainly not,’ said Lady Bridlington coldly, and quite forgetful of the fact that she had experienced considerable relief, when Arabella had greeted her on her arrival, at finding that no ugly accent marred her soft voice.
The dreadful possibility that she might speak with a Yorkshire burr had more than once occurred to her.
Had she but known it, she had the Reverend Henry Tallant to thank for his daughter’s pure accent.
Papa was far too fastidious and cultured a man to permit his children to be slipshod in their speech, even frowning upon the excellent imitations of the farm-hand’s conversation, achieved by Bertram and Harry in funning humour.
Miss Clara Crowle might be silenced, but Arabella’s reprehensible conduct gave her hostess some serious qualms, and caused her to anticipate her evening-party with less than her usual placidity.