11. Jude
Chapter 11
Jude
Trouble:
you’re out of carrots
Lumbersnack:
I thought you hated them?
Trouble:
I do. Carrots are just crunchy apathy. I fed them all to the cutest baby moose today.
Lumbersnack:
You fed a baby moose???
Trouble:
Yes. I let Ripley out, and they were running together. It was cute, so I fed it.
Lumbersnack:
That is so fucking dangerous. You can’t do that.
Trouble:
It’s fine.
Lumbersnack:
It will come back tomorrow expecting more.
Trouble:
That’s the plan.
Lumbersnack:
You cannot befriend dangerous wildlife. You could get hurt.
Trouble:
Stop being so overprotective, Lumberjack.
Lumbersnack:
If you fed a baby, it means its mom is nearby and could kill you.
Trouble:
Oh, I saw the mom. But it may have been the dad. It had huge antlers. That was a little scary. But we went back into the house. You’re really overthinking this. I’m fine.