Chapter Thirty-Three Tiernan
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
TIERNAN
I always thought a bullet would finish me off.
But in the end, it was my wife that turned out to be my demise. She didn’t even do anything special. Nibbled on a slice of pizza while sitting in my lap, dangling her feet in the air, reminding me of our diabolical height difference.
The pizza place was packed with late-night clubbers. All my blood was concentrated in my cock. And all my cock wanted was to be buried inside my wife’s pussy.
Not her ass. Not her mouth. Pussy.
I wanted my old life back. Where sex was something I approached on my terms. Recreationally. Sparsely. And as a form of punishment to others as well as myself.
All this Jane Austen yearning, frayed desperation bullshit made my skin crawl.
“I need to pee.” My wife hopped off my lap on the stool I was occupying. I stood up and followed as she wove through the crowd. No way was I letting her out of my sight.
It was jarring to care about a stranger.
I spent the majority of my adult life either killing people or screwing escorts. No part of me found humans a sacred species. Something worth preserving, let alone protecting.
But somewhere along the way I stopped seeing Lila as a human.
She was just Lila.
And the thought of some dipshite’s filthy hands touching those dozen shades of golden hair—sunlight, sand, flax, and daffodil—made me…
What, arsehole? You gonna try being a good husband now? Write her poems? Fuck her next to candles and roses?
Of course not.
I wouldn’t let roses anywhere near her. She hated them. What was this, amateur hour?
Lila stumbled over her own feet walking the straight line from our seat to the jacks. The sleep deprivation was taking its toll.
“Are you going to stand on guard?” Lila gave me an incredulous look.
“I’m coming in with you.”
Lila rose on her toes, putting her hand on my cheek. “Thank you for taking care of me.” She reached up and kissed my eye patch, and I hoped what I was feeling was a fatal heart attack and not fucking flutters. “From now on, I promise to take care of you, as well.”
She walked inside, locking the door behind her.
I fished my phone out and texted Tierney.
Tiernan: Do you still have those sleeping pills? I need to crush them into Lila’s drink.
Tierney: Aw, are we getting rid of her? I kinda got attached. ?
Tiernan: I’m not offing her, you eejit. She needs to sleep.
Tierney: SHE’S PREGNANT, Tiernan. You can’t just give her shit.
Tiernan: She’ll drop dead at this rate.
Tierney: Is this concern I read between the lines, brother?
Tiernan: She is my Camorra warranty.
Tierney: Admit that you like her, and I’ll give you a solution to her sleeping problem.
Tiernan: I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
Tierney: To negotiate I’d have to budge from my demands. I’ll do no such thing.
I heard the toilet flush on the other side of the door. I didn’t have time.
Tiernan: Fine. I don’t want her dead. Happy?
Tierney: Elated.
The faucet was running. Tierney was typing.
Tierney: Whenever sleep escapes me, I find a willing victim and orgasm. HARD. A good orgasm always knocks me out.
Tiernan: THIS is your advice?
Tierney: Yup. It’s a good one, brosky.
Tiernan: Hate you, sis.
Tierney: <3 <3 <3
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When we got home, I filled Lila a warm bath and threw a pink bath bomb into it. The entire bleeding bathroom reeked of essential oils and strawberries. I made a note to torch down the apartment to get rid of the smell.
Not that it needed to be set on fire. The temperature was already at a record fucking high.
Lila must’ve been a lizard in a previous life, because she liked the thermostat on seventy-six.
I preferred it at forty-nine. We settled for seventy-six. Whoever said marriage was all about compromise had never wedded an Italian princess.
“Don’t fall asleep in the bath,” I barked out the order.
She nodded sleepily, shutting the door in my face.
While Lila took a bath, I took my sister’s demented advice. It was shit terrible, but I had zero alternatives. Apparently, giving Lila pills could fuck up the baby. And while that sounded like a win-win situation to me, she seemed fond of the devil’s spawn.
Ambling to the kitchen, I grabbed a whiskey bottle and poured three fingers into a tumbler, tossing it back and wiping my mouth. I fished out my phone and texted Rhyland Coltridge.
Coltridge was a newly minted tech billionaire.
He was also a former escort who used to screw half of New York’s socialites for a living.
I had it on good authority he knew what he was doing in the sack.
I needed expert advice. Someone who wouldn’t run their mouth.
For all his faults—and fuck knew I could write a dissertation about them—he was discreet.
I knew, because my sister had hired him to overcome her own hang-ups back in the day.
Tiernan: I need advice.
Rhyland: Is this Tiernan Callaghan?
Tiernan: …
Rhyland: Don’t reproduce.
Tiernan: Sex advice, you low-grade gigolo.
Rhyland: First of all? Very endearing. Second? I’m retired.
Tiernan: 20K an hour.
Rhyland: Sorry, should’ve specified: I’m retired AND a billionaire.
Tiernan: I’ll sell you my shares of App-date.
My having shares in his wholesome fake dating app had been a thorn in his side. Anyone associated with me was as good as dead in polite society.
Rhyland: JK. Giving back is my passion.
Rhyland: Talk to me, buddy.
Tiernan: Virgin. Skittish. Needs to come hard. No full-blown sex.
Rhyland: IDK if I’d call you skittish.
Tiernan: Not me, you eejit. HER.
Rhyland: Oh. Well, only one in five women orgasm from vaginal intercourse, so I wasn’t going to suggest penetration, anyway. Your best bet is eating her out. The clit has over 10,000 nerve fibers. Not much room for error, unless your tongue is made out of sandpaper.
Groaning, I refilled my glass. A headache formed behind my eyelids.
Tiernan: I’ve never engaged in such activity.
Rhyland: Eating pussy? My condolences. Highly recommend. 12/10.
Rhyland: I’ll send a video with a demonstration on an adult doll.
Tiernan: And you have that kind of thing handy because…?
Rhyland: I taught a Harvard course last year. You know, as a world-renowned expert in pussy.
Rhyland: We all leave our footprint on this planet. You fight overpopulation. I promote great orgasms.
Tiernan: Let’s promote bringing this conversation to an end.
Rhyland: Forwarding you the reel. Make sure you sell your stock first thing tomorrow morning.
Tiernan: One thing, Coltridge.
Rhyland: Yes?
Tiernan: This conversation never happened.
Five minutes later, I was watching Rhyland pleasuring a plastic doll with far too much enthusiasm. Ten minutes later, I entered our bedroom. Lila was already in bed, running a towel over her damp hair.
I stopped at the foot of the bed.
“What’s wrong?” Her bloodshot eyes clouded. Christ, how long had it been since she had a decent night of sleep?
“I’m going to help you fall asleep.” I rolled the tip of my tongue over my teeth, tasting the residue alcohol. “If you let me.”
I never asked for permission.
What I wanted, I took.
I did ask for permission now.
She sat up straighter, expression wary. “How will you do that?”
“I can touch you in a way that would make you very happy. Very sleepy, too.”
She bit down on her lower lip, considering my proposal. I stood there, like a schoolboy, waiting for her words. Waiting to hear if she’d let me serve her. Kneel at her altar and eat her out.
Pathetic.
“What if you hurt me by accident?” She rubbed her button nose. “That monster did. I can still feel it, sometimes. Between my legs. His rough fingers. His thing inside me.”
I closed my eye, drawing in a breath. My bloodthirst for this faceless tool was infinite. I wanted his life more than I did Alex’s.
“I would never hurt you like that.” I found my voice, opening my eye.
“Even if I wanted to. Even if you begged me to. Even if you cheated on me. Even if you killed me.” And then, because it felt too raw, too real, I added, “Protecting you is a compulsion at this point. I’d stop the night from falling if darkness scares you, Lila. ”
Where the fuck did this come from? I had no idea, but it wasn’t a lie.
I felt exposed in that moment. Like she had a loaded gun and a clear shot to finish me off. I hated it, and her, and this. But the thing about compulsion was, you didn’t have a choice.
Lila nodded. “I trust you. My body is yours.”
She leaned back, popping the two first buttons of her silky white nightgown. Her breasts spilled out, full and round and perfect. Her pale nipples were diamond-like studs.
She didn’t ask what I planned on doing to her.
If I were going to fuck her, eat her out, toss her on her belly and ride her arse.
Lila gave me full autonomy.
Joke’s on her, because I hadn’t the freshest clue what to do with it.
“If it ever gets too much, tug my hair,” I said. “And I’ll stop immediately.”
She smiled in gratitude.
Now what? There was no buildup. No foreplay. I couldn’t just rip her panties off and start feasting. I obviously didn’t plan this sufficiently. Christ, the look on her face. The hope gleaming from her eyes. It was too late to back out now.
I’d been postponing this moment since our first kiss, not wanting to fuck this up. And now I was standing here and she was sitting there and we were both still, breathing heavily, and very, very quiet.
“Can I see your penis?” Lila licked her lips, breaking the tension.
I nodded solemnly.
I used one hand to undo my belt and pop my slack’s button, then rolled down my zipper. I pushed my Armani briefs down. My cock sprang out, purple and fully erect. An angry vein rippled across it, root to crown.
She fell forward on her palms, crawling across the mattress to get a better look. A spike of arousal and horror shot through me.