Chapter 13
13
Hudson
Mason: ?????? “HUUUUDSONNNNN WIIIIILDEEEE!!!”
Hudson: Shut up.
Aiden: Did you survive? Should we send a search party or just put you on a milk carton?
Dane: Rookie move, Wilde. Getting stampeded by a bunch of teenagers? Come on.
Hudson: I don’t want to talk about it.
Mason: Nah, we’re absolutely talking about it.
Dane: You’re lucky I didn’t see it in real time. I’d still be laughing.
Hudson: You guys are theworst.
Mason: What did you expect, man? You werelate . AGAIN. You basicallyaskedfor it.
Hudson: I WASN’T LATE.
Dane: My guy, you missed warm-ups. You’re always late. It’s basically your only personality trait at this point.
Mason: Wilde Time?. It’s a thing.
Hudson: IT WASN’T MY FAULT.
Mason: It never is. ??
Aiden: Yet it alwayshappens.
Mason: He got tackled by teenagers. Literalchildren. That’s what he gets.
Aiden: He’s a public safety hazard.
Hudson: I hate all of you.
Mason: Did they at least chant your name?
Dane: Doubt it.
Aiden: Probably why he’s still breathing. He’d enjoy that too much.
Hudson: Can someone remind me why I hang out with you guys?
Dane: Because we keep you humble. And alive.
Mason: Barely alive after today. ??
Hudson: I’m muting this chat.
Aiden: Admit it, you love us.
Hudson: I’m blocking all of you.
Dane: Sure, you are. Just don’t be lateagain,or we’re putting you in a helmet cam next time.
Mason: Omg. A Hudson Wilde highlight reel of shame. I’ll edit it.
Aiden: 10/10 content.
Hudson: I actually hate you.