Chapter 11
Georgia
F rom: Alden St. James
To: Georgia Astor
Subject: Weekly Update
Good evening Georgia,
Given that I have not heard from you for our weekly update this week, I’m going to assume things are going well. Even if that is the case, I still expect to hear from you weekly.
Best,
Alden
Ugh, he’s insufferable. I can’t believe I’m even going to say this, but I think he’s even worse than Fletcher.
The reason I never emailed him this week is because I don’t know what the hell to say.
“ Your son went down on me after he watched me eat out my best friend. Talk next week!” I should’ve known he’d reach out if he hadn’t heard from me.
Jackass.
From: Georgia Astor
To: Alden St. James
Subject: RE: Weekly Update
Alden,
While I’m sure you’re plenty used to people jumping the minute you say so, I’m sure you can understand that emailing you, like we’re pen pals, is not the most important thing on my to-do list each week. Believe it or not, I do have my own business to run, just like you.
But because you’re waiting on the edge of your seat for this information: Fletcher is still a pain in my ass, much like somebody else, but things are fine.
Worst,
Georgia