Interlude 3
Cort
Cort: Bet. Usual place?
PIZZA: *thumbs up emoji*
PIZZA: What are you ordering?
Cort: The usual stuff, but I want to get double this time. Do you offer a deal for that?
PIZZA: Nah, man. And prices went up.
Cort: WTF? Why?
PIZZA: Inflation and shit
Cort: That’s bullshit. You told me the price wouldn’t change. Do you know who my dad is?
PIZZA: Yes. You told me when we first met. You know that was very stupid, right?
Cort: Fuck off
PIZZA: You really don’t want to piss me off
Cort: Sorry. I can pay.
PIZZA: I knew you would.
Group Chat: The Hockey Hunks
Cort: Yo boys. Got an update for you. Pizza’s coming in the week after Thanksgiving break. Cost is up a bit. Venmo me $100 for your slice.
Thaddeus: $100????? Dude WTF it was $75 last week
Hudson: yeah wtf
Cort: Inflation and shit
Dermot: IDK about this…
Thaddeus: Stop being a pussy, do you want it or not?
Dermot: I’m not gonna pay until after I get it
Cort: That’s not how this works and you know that. Pay up front, or you don’t get any.
Cort: C’mon guys. It’s not that much. And it’s worth it. You saw how good we’ve all been doing.