Kink Talk
SubAir: Okay, everyone, sit down. I have news. Remember the sweet, thoughtful Dom I’ve been falling in love with? Turns out he’s none other than… Domicron!
SubZero: …
SubZero: …
SubZero: You mean to tell me you two have been dancing around each other on here this whole time?
DomicronPersei8: In our defense, we had no idea.
DomPetty: This is the greatest plot twist in the history of this chatroom. Someone get the popcorn.
DomAndDommer: I KNEW IT! I mean, I didn’t actually know it, but I knew it.
SubLime: This is so romantic. It’s like a Hallmark movie, but with whips and chains.
SubLily: Wait, we can use italics?
SubZero: SubAir, I hope you realize you just set the bar so high for every other relationship reveal here.
DomPetty: This is the kind of thing that would make me believe in fate if I weren’t so jaded.
SubMarine: How did you even figure it out?
DomAndDommer: The profile picture!!! Domicron took that shibari picture!
DomicronPersei8: Ding ding ding!
SubZero: Incredible. This thread is my favorite thing ever.
DomAndDommer: You two are officially the chatroom mascots.
SubLily: I’m very happy for you.
DommyBoy: Yeah, way to set the bar impossibly high. At least give us some tips.
SubZero: Step one: Post a new profile picture. Step two: Hope for the best.