Text Messages From Ava’s and Tyler’s Phones
TEXT MESSAGES FROM AVA’S AND TYLER’S PHONES
Hannah: Merry Christmas, girls. Hope Santa was good to you even though you were very naughty this year.
Sara: The naughtiest! And yes. Santa got me a projector for the roof so Brookie and I can watch movies while in the hot tub.
Lennox: Aiden and I will be over soon to check that out.
Sara: You have your own hot tub. Stay out of this one, you freak!
Sara: And merry Christmas, girls. Don’t know what I’d do without you. Love you all!
Lennox: Aw, love you too, soon-to-be sister. And the rest of you. This has been the best year of my life. Marrying Aiden is obviously part of that, but you girls are too.
Ava: Merry Christmas, girls. Love you! Brunch Sunday?
Brooks: Merry Christmas, boys.
Aiden: Merry Christmas. Heard you’ve got a new toy for me to check out.
Brooks: Stay out of the team hot tub.
Hall: Merry Christmas to me! As soon as I get back from my dad’s house, I’m checking out whatever this new present is.
War: You sure you want to play with Brooks’s toys? Sara is kinky AF.
Hall: *shudders* Okay, yeah, rethinking that. I’ll just hang in my dad’s hot tub.
Brooks: LOL and you think your dad and Lake are any less kinky?
Hall: Fuck you. Why do I even talk to you guys?
War: Because you love us. Merry Christmas, boys.
Brooks: Kids like their presents?
War: Not as much as I liked mine.
Aiden: Yeah? What’d you get?
War: A family. And a real fucking happy one, at that. You shoulda seen their smiles when they opened their presents. Best day ever.
Dad: Merry Christmas, son. Thank you for having us last night. You have a beautiful family.
Tyler: Thanks Dad. Merry Christmas.
Xander: What time are you coming over, angel? We have Christmas dinner at my mom’s at three.
Xander: Hello?
Xander: Pick up the fucking phone.
Xander: I’m at your apartment. Where the fuck are you? If you ghost me on Christmas and make me go to my family dinner alone, we’re done.
Xander: You’re going to regret this.