Text Messages From Ava’s and Tyler’s Phone
TEXT MESSAGES FROM AVA’S AND TYLER’S PHONE
Hall: Okay, boys, you all agreed—tonight after the game, you’re mine.
Brooks: I’m not sure Sara is down with this plan.
Brooks: I’m down with this plan.
Aiden: LOL. Hi, Sar.
War: I’m exhausted, and we haven’t even played yet
Hall: You’re coming. You promised.
War: Or we could go to the tattoo parlor again, someone still hasn’t gotten his glitter.
Brooks: Oh, I am totally coming to that!
Aiden: Still Sara, I’m guessing?
Brooks: Do you think I want to see Hall get his dick pierced?
Aiden: Okay, Brooks has his phone back. Should we just add Sara to the chat? It’d make this easier.
Fitz: Why am I in this chat again?
Sara: Oh my god, girls! I think I’m going with the guys so that Hall can get his dick pierced! I’m so excited!
Millie: Gross.
Hannah: HAHAHAHAHA I always forget you guys are related.
Millie: Twins, Hannah. He’s my freaking twin.
Hannah: Well, your twin is about to make some woman very happy.
Millie: Try half the population of Boston. Man is gross.
Sara: Should I get something pierced? I’m thinking a clit piercing would be fun.
Ava: That sounds painful.
Hannah: Oh, War would lose his motherfucking mind if you got your clit pierced. Come on, girls, pretty please, can we do it?
Ava: No.
Lennox: I’m down.
Hannah: Matching clit piercings. We’ll be like the guys. Aiden can even write a song about it.
Lennox: Oh my god, he’s going to lose his mind knowing you said that.
Lennox: Yup. I just told him, and he’s already working on lyrics
Millie: I’m with Ava. That sounds awful.
Hannah: You guys ruin all my fun.
Sara: NOT ME. I am the fun! But Brooks said if I get a clit piercing, we could get caught on one another, and that doesn’t sound like fun.
Lennox: And I’m out.
Hannah: Well, I don’t have a man or a sparkly blinged out dick…
Millie: You could always get nipple piercings like me. Gavin loves them.
Hannah: Tell me more.
Tyler: Hi, wifey.
Ava: Hi, husband. Heard you boys are going to get more piercings tonight.
Tyler: There’s no way Hall won’t chicken out again. Besides, I’d rather FaceTime with you after the game. You’re much prettier than Hall’s dick.
Ava: …
Ava: I think there’s a compliment in there.
Tyler: There definitely is. Be ready for me tonight. And make sure the toys are charged. I plan on making you come at least four times before you pass out.
Ava: Demanding and making me do all the work. Typical man.
Tyler: Have a good day, Vicious.